Tragedy Strikes

Three nuns arrested today.

Three nuns were arrested today at the seen of a brutal killing. The nuns were armed with hammers and kitchen knives as they ritualistically killed and ate four small boys during a traditional Catholic mass. When questioned as to what were the believed motives ofthe nuns, the police commissioner responded that they were filled with religious hunger. The pope has already condemed the actions of these nuns saying, "God has no compassion for canibalistic, murdering clergy." This statement rocked the Catholic world, resulting in the largest anti-killing and ritualistic consumption rallies in the history of Massachusetts.

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