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• "My parents are fighting, so my mom ripped up all my pants, so now I only have one pair."
• "My parents are fighting so bad that my mom and dad haven't had sex in weeks, so she goes into my room and she stole my bong. And she thought it was a dildo. And she **censored**"
• "My parents are fighting and...they...took scissors and...well...they cut the pants that I was wearing and now....I HAVE NO PANTS!! OH GOD!!"
• "My parents are fighting and my dad saw me in the shower and he said to me 'Hey!! Lemme cut those pants!!' cuz I wore them in the shower cuz my mom won't wash them."
• "My parents are fighting and my mom told me I was a mistake when I was born cuz my parents were fighting and then they made up and had me." -M.C.
• "My parents are fighting and my dad said to me 'Hey!! Can I use that bong when your mom's done with it??'"
• "My parents are fighting so my sister said that she'd take me out and buy me a new pair of pants. So we went to the mall and I found my parents there and every time I picked out a nice pair of pants, they'd rip them up, and so I STILL have no pants."
• "My parents are fighting so bad that they are taking out all their anger on my boxers and tighty-whities and worst of all-- MY PANTS!!"
• "My parents are fighting and the other day, my mom flipped a nut and ripped up my army pants, so now, I have to wear my six-year-old-sister's hot pink Barbie brand pants. It'd be okay, but they constrict my genitals."
• "My parents are fighting, and they're fighting, and my mom thought I was gay so she bought me a rainbow shirt that says 'Gay Pride!!'"
• "My parents are fighting and when my dad found out about my mom leaving me with only one pair of pants, he bought me some silky baby blue shorts. So now, I can alternate between bottoms!! Two pairs!! YAY!!"
• "My parents are fighting and I don't have any pants and this blonde and brunette think I am a pothead and they think I have gay pride. I am NOT gay, dammit!!"
• "The same blonde and brunette that think I am gay think I have SCARS....err...I mean.....SARS. Just cuz my parents are fighting, doesn't mean that I am diseased!!"
• "My parents are fighting and my mom went into the bathroom and she looked into the mirror and she saw her reflection and she thought it was dad so she punched it and broke the mirror. So now, how am I gonna do my hair in the morning?? OH GOD!! IT NEVER ENDS!!"
• "My parents are fighting and well.....they're fighting."
• "My parents are fighting and I went to the mall and I didn't have any money so I stole some pants. I got caught shoplifting, and the cop that caught me started beating me with a metal hanger and it got stuck in my belt loop and my pants ripped and everyone could see my 'I love mom' boxers with rainbow unicorns on them."
• "My parents are fighting and I was in the mall and I started to go in the elevator and it was empty and I stood close to the door and the door shut on a strand of my pants!! And I went up to the top floor and my pants had unravelled and EVERYONE could see my hiney!!"
• "My parents are fighting and my mom got a hold of my dad's new razor and she came in my room while I was sleeping and she shaved off all my hair on my head and even my eyebrows, and now I'm bald. OH GOD!! I loved my hair...."

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