Accident Insurance Claims!
Once in a great while, we sometimes make a mistake
driving a car. While that means forgetting to use our turn signals for most of
us, it appears, from these claims, as though other drivers are running people
down in the streets!
These claims make me fear ever stepping out of the
house! Maybe it's time for me to think of commuting to school on a unicycle or
by foot ... Oh well, until next issue, thanks, and enjoy! -- Alex :)
The following are
actual, real-life accident descriptions given on insurance claim
Accident Insurance Claims...
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck a
I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my
universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my
head through it.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a
tree I don't have.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-
in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.
As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision
and I did not see the other car.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident.
As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a
place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to
stop in time to avoid the accident.
My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat
found that I had a fractured skull.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side
of the road when I struck him.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off
the roof of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small
car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found
in a ditch by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve
out of the way when I struck the front end.
and last but not least...
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him!