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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery...

23. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

22. Don't tell me you forgot to bring the anatomy book!

21. Someone call the janitor! We're going to need a mop!

20. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

19. Oh no! I just lost my contact.

18. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration!

17. Hmmm.. I never knew that thing was in there...

16. What's this doing here?

15. What do you mean you want a divorce?

14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

13. That's cool! Now can you make her leg twitch?!

12. Rats, there go the lights again...

11. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

10. You fool! You got the arms and legs switched.

9. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

8. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

7. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

6. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

5. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

4. Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

3. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

2. Ah, well.. I never really did like this guy too much...

and last but not least...

1. "Pass the scalpel" . . . "Sure! Here you go, Dr. Kevorkian!"