Why Michael Jackson Sucks
Just a few reasons why Michael Jackson sucks:
- He bought the Beatle's work out from under a Beatle
- He married a mentally-unstable gal (Presley) to convince the world that he's straight, then dumped her, thus making her even more unstable
- He puts his children in danger of falling off buildings
- he puts his "children" in danger of being trampled by the media while he looks at "the monkey cage!"
- he thinks the world is stupid enough to believe that he's never had a nose or lip job, that he just woke up with milk-colored skin, and that his chin is the result of "puberty"
