He bought the Beatle's work out from under a Beatle
He married a mentally-unstable gal (Presley) to convince the world that he's straight, then dumped her, thus making her even more unstable
He puts his children in danger of falling off buildings
he puts his "children" in danger of being trampled by the media while he looks at "the monkey cage!"
he thinks the world is stupid enough to believe that he's never had a nose or lip job, that he just woke up with milk-colored skin, and that his chin is the result of "puberty"
