The Official M.A.V.O. Member Quiz

1.) For starters, pick which one of these is your strongest quality:

Dreamer.
Team Player.
Loyal Friend.
Strong Leader.
Brute Strength.
Knowledgeable.
Dedicated Worker.
Good with money.



2.) And which of the following is your biggest weakness:

I’m kinda stoopid.
I nag at people a lot.
I can be quite a know-it-all.
I can get too fixed on a single goal.
I feel a strong need to be just like my friends.
I am so full of myself. I’m also lazy and I whine a lot.
I tend to give people more chances than they deserve.
Sometimes I get in trouble because of who my friends are.



3.) You’re going to a MAVO meeting tonight. What would you choose to wear?

Heavy body armor and a skirt.
Nude’s the only way to go for me.
An intimidating headdress and cape.
A dark hooded robe and a big medallion.
Something vintage and slightly mysterious.
Furry britches, wristbands, and feet wrappings.
Something long and flowing. And maybe sandals.
Something stylish, like a cute dress with leggings and a small cape.



4.) Even MAVO members like having friends. What do you look for in a best friend?

A gossip buddy.
Someone who is just like me.
A buddy I can hang out and party with.
A loyal person who I can always count on.
Someone who needs me and can make me laugh.
A dedicated friend who appreciates me and can overlook my faults.
Someone who appreciates my intelligence and who I can have meaningful conversations with.
I prefer to be acquainted with a large group of people rather than to have a single best friend.



5.) And what do you REALLY hate most about people?

Their incompetence!!!
I hate good-for-nothing freeloaders!
When they invade my personal space.
When they can’t do their job sufficiently.
When they don’t show respect for me or my job.
Their arms! People with arms think they’re so great.
I hate being underestimated. But I’ll show them; I’ll show them all!
How they distort how things look... wait, did you say “people”? I thought you said “peepholes”.



6.) You couldn’t be a MAVO members if you didn’t have any enemies. How would you punish your worst enemy?

Bite them.
Pulverize ‘em!
Throw spears at them.
Scream at them for hours.
Throw them in the dungeon.
Repossess their house and/or blow up their house.
Throw them in the dungeon, and put them to work at the most disgusting jobs, like doing the MAVO laundry.
Dangle them above a pit of frenzied Mudblups, throw them off the highest tower into the jaws of a giant Droolbeast, finally put the remainder of their body in a glass bottle that is marked with their name, and use the bottle as a table centerpiece.



7.) So, someone has something that you absolutely MUST have. How do you take it from them?

I’d yell at some idiot to get it for me.
I’d capture their whole city and drive them out!
I’d yell at my friend to steal it for me, then take credit for it later.
I’m very busy, so I’d send a few people to steal it and bring it to me.
I’d tear up their house till I found it. Then I’d tear up their house some more!
I’d ask for it sweetly; then if denied, I’d scream at them till they gave it to me.
I’d wait for them to leave, then search their house. Maybe take a few other things too.
If I wasn’t too busy, I’d steal it myself. After all, it is written, “Never pass up an opportunity to steal something”.



8.) Ah! You finally have some time off of work. What would you like to do?

Destroy stuff!
Goof off with my friends.
Maybe spy on my neighbors. I’m nosey.
Stay at home- I must protect my territory!
Sit back, enjoy the quiet, read a newspaper.
Idly chit-chat and share some tea with a friend.
Read and study some old books, learn new things.
Time off?! HA!!! There is no such thing as time off!



9.) You live in the land of Grundo, where almost everyone sings songs occasionally. If you were going to sing one, what would it be about?

The prophecy of the seven crystals.
Scaring people away from my home.
The Glories of Work! I LOVE MY JOB!!!
How great I am or how I should be rich!
Singing’s not really my style; I prefer screeching.
The darkness and evil I want to spread across the land.
My true love! *sigh* Your rotten heart, your ugly face...
I’d sing about smashing stuff up... does my song have to rhyme?



10.) If you were the Supreme Oppressor, what would you do?

Appoint my friends to rule with me.
Obtain the crystals so that evil would be free in Grundo.
Throw a costume party and impress my significant other.
Review MAVO budgets; it would be embarrassing if we were ever in debt!
Uh... that sounds like hard work. I prefer senseless vandalism and destruction.
Rule Grundo with an iron fist, and prosecute any who dared not abide by our laws.
Swim in the gold, make people cater to my every whim, and zap people with the black box!
Bring darkness, evil, and general rottenness to the land. Also, get the crystals so nothing could stand in my way.



11.) What do you think about Teddy Ruxpin?

Isn’t he that lollipop guy?
The illiop race is shhtupid!
He’d make the cutest little prisoner!
Ah, for a good guy, he ain’t such a bad guy.
He shows no respect for MAVO, and should be punished!!!
We must capture him- alive- and learn the secrets of the crystals!
I despise that determined little illiop... but I can think of someone else who I loathe more.
I hate that goody-two-shoes! And I hate his potato-bug friend! Oh, and don’t get me started on that crackpot inventor Gimmick!



12.) Pick the quote which most appeals to you:

“Pilots! To your flying machines!”
“When I want your opinion, I’ll rattle you chain!”
“My brain is as vast as the... tha... um.. Great Desert!!”
“Forget the paperwork?! But-but that’s against the rules!”
“Oh gosh, did Quellor say collect Tweeg, or was it collect twigs?!”
“We looked up ‘dummy’ in Gimmick’s dictionary, and there was your face in the picture.”
“I warn you, it is written: When the Supreme Oppressor acts like a fob, someone else must do the job!”
“I’ll just have to bill you for not knowing, and this bill will cover the house arrest I’ve just placed you under.”



13.) And finally, what would you do if someone gave you a fuzzy, widdle, baby fob?

I would ignore it.
I’d chase it around.
I'd accidentally lose it.
I would sell it. I hate cute!
Aaaaw! It’s so cute! I’d keep it!!!
I’d give it away. I don’t need it; I’m on a diet.
I would keep it as a pet and train it to do useful things.
I would dress it up like me and teach it how to throw spears.