Tamata Savage Acts

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Savage Characters I take the piss out of!!!!!!!

• Martie Kiltie - little gingerbread-looking-boy!
• Kyle Savage-fat freak that wouldn't know the answer to a doorbell!
• Afro-wanna be d.j that wouldn't know a musical note if it hit him in the face!
• Hoppy-Afro's best friend that drinks too much buckfast !
• Tamata Heed-Afro's little brother who looks like a tamata with dark skin!
• Jean Opie-a local craft woman that looks like she's stuck her head in the eletrical mains of a power station!
• Ray-a fat shop-keeper that swears and wears plimsoles too much!
• Kelly-Ray's fat daughter that is too loud and tells people the dreaded tales of her playing with her 'pussy' at her friends sleepovers!
• Christian-a tandoori Britney Spears pervert who stalks young kids coming home from school!
• Miller-a pervert maths teacher that gets regular erections in class!
• Matt McBawsack-local idiot!
• Chargrill-Matt's cousin from Glasgow but looks like the secret drummer from Good Charlotte and he likes to fart a great deal and play with his hunchback!
• Sean Allen-Joe Pesci lookalike that worships Kyle Savage!
• Jenni-bald fat fiend that likes Busted and likes to like her baby brother Ross' face even though he looks like a motherfucking gremlin!
• Jenni's Auld Boy-Jenni's rather abusive father who also looks like a gremlin!
• Jenni's Auld Dear-Jenni's rather fat mother who surprise,surprise also looks like a gremlin!
• Ross-Jenni's baby brother who is the motherfucking gremlin and has to put up with Jenni's constant face-licking!
• Silly Motherfucker-a woman that likes to tell people that they are cunts but she is since she has a giant bar through her fat as fuck nose!
• Tangerine-a man who gets harassed by us for being a fat bald tangerine lookalike!
• C'mere a Meenit-a fat manish girl who likes to use the same phrase as her name!
• Hold on a Meenit-Above's little sister who is also fat!
• Liam-a local Pantera fan who likes to 'exaggerate'the truth!
• Stephen-a stalker from the Glasgow area who loves Metallica
• Woman Next Door-a neighbor who recieves abusive envelopes titled Danger High Voltage!

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