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THE LONGEST TEXT EVER

WELCOME TO THE LONGEST TEXT EVER! (i think it is anyway...)

TABLE OF CONTENTS: what the hell is this?

introduction

walmart is evil

kill the owl

pizza is good

i hate pokemon

more will be added soon

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

this is a longest text ever doofus! oh, as in describe it, ok. hold on i gotta pee. waiting...

waiting...

ok im back! sorry for the long wait. anyway this is basically a really weird diary of every single thought i have, so there may be strong language, or the subject may suddenly change. i will put in a line like this when i change subjects:

and i will put it in the table of contents. oooo look at all the naked girls [drooling] ok, so read on!

INTRODUCTION

what the hell! the "what the hell is this" part was the intro! lets skip straight to the ranting!

WALMART must DIE

y'no, the bottom line is: walmart is evil. the employees get no benefits! ive heard whips in the back rooom! DIE WALMART DIE THEY ARE STUPID ! whoever created walmart should have an omlette stuffed up his nose and all of his possesions stollen from him, and murdered! YES MURDERED! DIE WALMART DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE! i HATE WALMART "low prices every day" YEAH RIGHT YOU STUPID b*****s! 25 BUCKS FOR A STUPID LITTLE TOY!!!!! 60 BUCKS FOR A VIDEO GAME! USED! %!@#$%^@#%*!#$*%(!"$@#(*%&!$(*%&!@#$(*%&!@#$(*%!!!!!

IF YOU ARE A TEENAGER OR ANYBODY CONSIDERING A JOB DONT GO TO WAL MART! THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE A GIANT WAL MART! WE WILL BE THEIR SLAVES! SO KILL WALMART NOW DIE DIE DIE! BLOW UP THE STORES! I HATE THOSE STUPID MANAGERS WHO GET $10000000000000000000000000 BUCKS A SECOND! F*** YOU STUPID MANAGERS! DONT DO THE STUPID MAMA JIG FROM THE COMERCIALS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL the OWL

y'no that stupid owl on the tootsie pop commercial? he deserves to die! "mister owl" says the fat little b**** "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
1... *cough*lame*cough* 2... [nervous shifting in chair] 3! "THIS IS COMPLETELY F***ING IDIODIC!" I SCREAM! I HATE TOOTSIE POPS! THEY TASTE LIKE S***! THEY ARE SO STUPID I USE THEM TO WIPE MY BUT (it actually makes them taste better!) I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM! KILL THE OWL KILL THE OWL KILL THE OWL TACOS TACOS KILL THE OWL!

PIZZA IS GOOD

Dont u luv that taste when you first put a slice of pizza in your mouth? of course that only applies if you are actually eating it in slices, and not just jamming the whole pizza in ur mouth, which makes it taste better. i like pizza. it is so good and you never have to pump it up and the cheese is good and that reminds me that sometimes i dream that i am swimming in a pool of melted... oh whoops thats a different subject. as a reward for finishing the longest block of text ever, you 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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am one sick and twisted individual. lol good bye! and remember me as the guy who says SCREW YOU! to everyone i meet.