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~Weekly Prank Call~
A Prank Call from Lauren to Mike Selborg:
(Mike's mom picks up)
Lauren: Hello? Is mike there?
Mike's mom: Yes. May I ask who is calling please?
Lauren: It's Grace's friend, Wendy.
(Mike picks up)
Mike: Hello?
Lauren: Hi Mike, it's wendy. Grace's best friend.
Mike: Oh, hi.
Lauren: Hi. Yeah, um... Grace wanted to know if you wanted to make out with her in the movies someday. So, do you want to.
Mike: Hang on, I know for a fact that Grace is in Washington D.C.
Lauren: Yeah, I know. I am releying messages for her.
Mike: Hold it. If you are relying messages, then why don't you give me her current phone number in which I can reach her?
Lauren: Because....I DON'T HAVE IT.
Mike: Hang on...If you don't have it, how are you relying messages if you don't have her number?
Lauren: Ever heard of *69, bud?
Mike: What's that?
(Everyone, except mike, bursts out laughing on the phone and hangs up)