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~Weekly Prank Call~

A Prank Call from Lauren to Mike Selborg:

(Mike's mom picks up)

Lauren: Hello? Is mike there?

Mike's mom: Yes. May I ask who is calling please?

Lauren: It's Grace's friend, Wendy.

(Mike picks up)

Mike: Hello?

Lauren: Hi Mike, it's wendy. Grace's best friend.

Mike: Oh, hi.

Lauren: Hi. Yeah, um... Grace wanted to know if you wanted to make out with her in the movies someday. So, do you want to.

Mike: Hang on, I know for a fact that Grace is in Washington D.C.

Lauren: Yeah, I know. I am releying messages for her.

Mike: Hold it. If you are relying messages, then why don't you give me her current phone number in which I can reach her?

Lauren: Because....I DON'T HAVE IT.

Mike: Hang on...If you don't have it, how are you relying messages if you don't have her number?

Lauren: Ever heard of *69, bud?

Mike: What's that?

(Everyone, except mike, bursts out laughing on the phone and hangs up)