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Is what people in Cleveland Ohio are saying today, as a very bizarre looking rodent of some sort was strolling through West Park recently. The creature *pictured* looks like something straight out of a horror movie, but the question is what is it? No one can really figure that out apparently. It's obvious..(atleast to me) that it's a rodent of some sort, but good god is it ugly. There are plenty of youngsters who keep white, and gray mice as pets, but good luck getting anyone sane to take this thing home.

Now while this may be just the weird story of the day in Ohio, to me if I were to live there it would be my cue to maybe find a new place to live. Especially if I lived anywhere near where that thing was spotted. You know the old saying..."where you see one ant, there's just a whole army waiting to spoil the picnic". That's fine with ants though, because they can be stepped on, sprayed away, or you can just find another picnic area. But I don't think a hose or a few stomps will do any good if there's an entire small army of these things living underground in Cleveland Ohio.

But in a day and age where horror movie monsters are looking worse and worse by the film, hopefully some director out there has checked out this story and plans to model his monster after this thing. It would surely freak out an entire audience of theatergoers if it made a startling appearance on a huge movie theater screen. This monstrosity certainly does raise alot of question such as is Cleveland so dirty it's attracting animals such as these? Or what are they putting in the water in Cleveland?

While none of those theories can be proven, something surely is wrong in Ohio. Just a week ago, a two headed kitten was born in the state, couple that with this rat-thing loose in the local Cleveland Park, and this could be the weirdo magnet Ohio's been waiting for. Think about it, you've got a two headed-kitten, and now a mysterious rodent creature on the loose, nothing pumps more money into a states economy than attractions. And believe me people will come to visit Ohio hoping to get a glimpse of either or both of them.

While they're there, they'll want to buy things to eat, drink, extra film for their cameras, gas for their cars, see what I'm getting at? Ohio is practically sitting on a goldmine similar to Area 51 or Roswell New Mexico. Sure this string of weird events might freak some Ohio residents out, while signaling the beginning of the apocalypse to the much more religious among them...but hey whether it's terrifying, or the key revelation in some biblical prophecy, it's definitely profitable..and not only profitable, but really, effing, WEIRD. By the way..you can view actual footage of this little freak Here.





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