Car dealer's usually have so many worries in a full day. Such as customer inflow, brokering deals, and simply put...making money. So you can imagine how a charred cat in pan of rice and vegetables...sitting outside the car dealer's dealership could really have a negative impact on business. However, this was the case for Roy of "Roy's Car's and RV's" in Ogden Utah recently.

The businessman was horrified to discover the "dish" sitting outside his dealership Friday and of course as a customer, I'm sure many others were horrified as well. I mean imagine heading over to "Roy's Car's and RV's" to get yourself a suitable...inexpensive ride. Only to walk up and discover a charred cat dressed up like a main dish. Of the tons of things that would run through a person's mind besides "Holy shit!" and "What the ****??", are "Well...I doubt this Roy guy can give me a good deal on a vehicle".

But then there's the full gross out factor. I mean who wants to do business with a guy who dines on charred cat n' veggies during his down time at the dealership??? Think about it...today it's charred cat n' veggies...tomorrow it could be well...YOU. Luckily for Roy he was cleared of any wrong doing and the dish fit for a cannibal was proven to have come from some place else. So the question is...who would do such a thing?? Certainly not the mafia, who's calling cards are mostly fingers, fishes, or horse heads. Charred cat's aren't really their style.

Most likely Roy has some competition somewhere nearby and the competitor figured what better way to direct visitors to his place than dumping a roasted feline complete with trimmings on the doorstep of the competition. Kind of makes you long for the days of cheap tricks such as sabotaging a few signs or verbally slandering the competition doesn't it? One thing is for sure...it's only a matter of time before U.S. politicians pick up on this trick and start using it to further their ambitions. It would work really well too...who would you vote for after all -- the candidate who has nice meatloaf dinners with his family...or the candidate who fries up kitties for his??





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