Info About Some of my Friends

Gorilla- probably my best friend. Haven't talked
to him lately because of a conflict of interest but
hopefully we will start hanging out again soon and
continue causing trouble for others. A big beast of
a guy who has too much muscle. He needs to
share some of it with me. Now 18 years old

Shmal- (okay as my girlfriend its odd to put her
under friends....but I'm not going to waste extra
memory for a page just for her    ha ha). So much
fun to be with and probably the most caring girl
I've been with. I'm glad I can't share her with the
world. A great swimmer and smart girl. Now 17
years old.

Corona- Shmal's best friend. She's a lot of fun to
hang out with....and I so enjoy bugging her to
death. Another smart girl at my school who kills
the stereotype of smart girls looking like nerds.
Also happens to be Daft's girlfriend. 17 like the
rest.

Daft- a fun guy to hang out with. Also a tall guy....a
little bit taller than me which I think puts him over
6 feet. I call him Daft cause sometimes....hes just
a bit daft. Doesn't always catch on to things as
quickly as others...with the exception of perverted
jokes which me and him know too many of. You
can usually find him attached to Corona's face. 17
like the rest.

Mellow Yellow- a pretty, quiet little girl who is The
Whore's girlfriend. She, just like the other girls, is
smart and a kills the same stereotype about smart
girls being unattractive. Call her mellow yellow
cause she is just sort of mellow....never too happy
but just......mellow. She used to play soccer but
spends her time now working at the movie theater
with The Whore. 17 like the rest.

The Whore-  I've know him since middle school
when I started playing soccer. A fun guy to hang
around with. Maybe a little too horny/perverted at
times but hey.....its always funny with him. Has
one of those upper classed supervisory positions
at the movie theater where he gets his own
radio....wow!!! You know their important if they've
got a radio with an ear piece. I salute his effort at
bringing out the fun, happy side of Mellow Yellow
Like Gorilla he is slightly older than me but still 18.