Step 1 Fill yourself with lots of protein.
Step 2 Keep calm, dont try pushing it out or you'll get a wussy fart.
Step 3 You should now be feeling a funny sensation in your body. If you feel something pushing out, make sure your not about to crap.
Step 4 Ok. It's not crap. Push out, but make sure it is silent in the room you are in.

You are now at the tricky part. Here is what you do.
If you are in a classroom, this is really fun. Say, your doing Science.
"We are now discussing salmonoids" says the teacher (Right now you should be loading yourself up)
*** FART *** Congrads! You have just disrupted the class. Now, you may be sent to study hall or detention, but who cares!
Disrupting the class OWNS!!















NoTe: WhEn GoInG tO MuSiC rEmEmBeR tO lOoK DoWn AnD rE-EnTeR tHiS SiTe (YoU wOnT bE LeAvInG)
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