"Evil Dead 2"
"Army of Darkness"
"You're supposed to be setting a good example. Now get back in your coffin immediately!" - Cemetery Man.
Return of the Living Dead
Casey : Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight.
Trash : Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider : I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash : Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
Spider : I see.
Trash : First, they would tear off my clothes...
Chuck : Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again.
Zombie : Send... more... paramedics.
Freddy : But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains.
Paramedic #1 : You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
Freddy : Well, what does that mean?
Paramedic #1 : Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.
Freddy : Are you saying we're dead?
Paramedic #2 : Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
Freddy : Are you saying we're dead?
Paramedic #2 : No conclusions.
Paramedic #1 : Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.
Return of the Living Dead pt 2.
"Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!" - Zombie,
Jesse Wilson : That's why you're dead, asswipe. No brains and a big mouth!
Doc Mandel : Hey look, its Harvey!... It wasn't my fault Harvey, we ran out of type O!
Brenda : Joey, I'm not into dead guys!
Lucy Wilson : They're ugly and they're dirty and they're dumb and I don't even care if the are dead, they're not touching me!
Paquita: "Your mother ate my dog!"
Lionel: "Not all of it..."
- Dead Alive
"Stand back, boy! This calls for some divine intervention!" -- Father McGruder, Dead Alive
"I kick arse for the lord!" -- Father McGruder, Dead Alive
"Haitian Penal Code:
Article 249. It shall also be qualified as attempted murder the employment which may be made against any person of substances which, without causing actual death, produce a lethargic coma more or less prolonged. If, after the person had been buried, the act shall be considered murder no matter what result follows." ~ The Hatian law against making people zombies
Night of the Living Dead- Original
Johnny (in a creepy voice): They're coming to get you, Barbara!
Barbara : Stop it! You're ignorant!
Johnny : They're coming for you, Barbara!
Barbara : Stop it! You're acting like a child!
Johnny : They're coming for you!
[Points to the cemetery zombie]
Johnny : Look, there comes one of them now!
Barbara : He'll hear you!
Johnny : Here he comes now! I'm getting out of here!
Ben : Don't you know what's goin' on out there? This is no Sunday School picnic!
Helen Cooper : We may not enjoy living together, but dying together isn't going to solve anything.
Dawn of the dead-
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Old Priest : Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, seņores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war.
[looking in a Civil Defense carton]
Francine Parker : Spam!
Roger : You bring a can opener?
Francine Parker : No, I guess I didn't
Roger : Then don't knock it, it's got it's own key.
Dr. Foster : Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.
Day of the Dead:
Torrez : Hey, find anything?
John : Yeah, a bunch of real estate for sale at close-out prices man!
John : You want to put some kind of explanation on all this? Here's one as good as any other. We're bein' punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe He didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He's still the Boss Man. Maybe He figure, we gettin' too big for our britches, tryin' to figure His shit out
Night of the Living Dead-Remake
Ben : You are losing it girl, you are losing it.
Barbara : You think so?
[Barbara shoots an approaching zombie in the face]
Barbara : Whatever I lost, I lost a long time ago and I do not plan on losing anything else. You can talk to me about losing it when you stop screaming at each other like a bunch of two-year-olds.
Hondo : [after almost killing Barbara thinking she is a zombie] Jesus, Goddamn, holyloving, shit! What in the name of Jupiter's balls are you doing out here alone little lady?
Red Queen : I've been a bad, bad girl.
[Matt and Spence are helping Rain]
Rain : When I get outta here... think I'm gonna get laid.
Matt : Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.
Rain : All the people that were working here are dead.
Spence : Well, that isn't stopping them from walking around.
Kaplan : [surrounded by zombies, Kaplan contemplates suicide and finds one bullet left in his gun] That's lucky.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Alice : My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corperation, There was an accident, then, everybody died. Trouble was... they didn't stay dead.
Nicholai Sokolov : [after killing the dog zombie] Stay.
L.J. : [after learning Carlos was bitten] You shoulda told me you were bitten motherfucker, I've been hangin' with you n' shit.
[a S.T.A.R.S. member holds out a gun for L.J]
L.J. : Motherfucker, please.
[opens his jacket, showing two big gold-plated pistols]
L.J. : My shit is custom.
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