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Transactions
Current Transactions
Player transactions are in RED.
11.08.2003
NEXT WEEK IS THE TRADE/PICK UP DEADLINE.
Trade 1:
 | Sweet Sister Mercy has agreed to send Shawn
Bryson $2 and Joey Galloway $3 to The Boon Dock Saints. |
 | Greg will give Mike Peter Warrick $3 and
Adrian Peterson $1 in return. |
Trade 2:
 | Rebuilding has officially begun ala the
Cincinatti Reds for Silent But Deadly. The ship Marshall Faulk to The
Mossters for $3 and choose to eat $36 of his salary. They also threw
in Billy Cundiff $1. |
 | Todd gives Jason Chris Chambers $2 and blue
chipper Justin Fargas $1 along with a first rounder that originally belonged
to Jason. This move gives Todd 3 kickers. |
Trade 3:
 | Silent But Deadly continued the dismantling
by sending Donavan McNabb to Obligatory Nude Scene for $2, while Silent But
Deadly eats $32 of the salary. |
 | Jason gets Patrick Ramsay $2 from Derrick
in return. |
Trade 4:
 | The Mossters send William Green $2 and
Hartnell's 2nd rounder to Obligatory Nude Scene. |
 | Derrick sends Rudi Johnson $5 to Todd in
return. |
Drops:
 | Boon Dock Saints drop Antowain Smith $7 |
 | The Showstoppa's drop Darrius Thompson $1
and Vinny Testaverde $4 |
 | The Flying Monkees drop Tim Couch $1 |
 | That One Team drops Marques Tuiasosopo $5
and Mike Anderson $5 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene drops Chad Morton $1 |
 | Silent But Deadly drops Danny Kannell $3 |
 | The Mossters drop Ernie Conwell $1, Justin
McCariens $1 and Brian Westbrook $1 |
Adds:
 | Boon Dock Saints add Shayne Graham $1 |
 | The Showstoppa's add Detroit D $1 and Kyle
Brady $1 |
 | Silent But Deadly adds Doug Brien $2 |
 | The Flying Monkees add Adrian Murrell $5 |
 | That One Team adds Chris Chandler $5 and
Bobby Shaw $4 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene adds Joey Harrington
$1 and Jason Hanson $1 |
10.31.2003
Trade 1
 | Obligatory Nude Scene trades William Green
$2 to The Mossters. |
 | Todd gives Onterrio Smith $3 and Heather's
1st rounder to Derrick. |
Trade 2
 | Obligatory Nude Scene ships Quincy Morgan
$4 to Pog Mo Thon. |
 | Beth gives Rudi Johnson $5 to Derrick in
return. |
Trade 3
 | That One Team trades Charles Rogers $5 and
Byron Leftwich $1 along with his 2nd rounder next year to Silent But Deadly. |
 | Jason gives Scott Domanick Davis $6 in
return. |
Drops:
 | The Showstoppa's drop Eric Johnson $2 |
 | That One Team drops: Joey Harrington $5 and
Ricky Williams $5 |
 | The Horny Priests drop: The Bills D $1 and
Gus Frerotte $2 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene drops: The Philly D
$1 and Chester Taylor $2 |
 | Pog Mo Thon drops: Desmond Clark $2 |
Additions:
 | Obligatory Nude Scene adds Chad Morton $1 |
 | The Horny Preists add Marc Boerigter $2 and
James Thrash $2 |
 | That One Team adds James Jackson $5 and
Marques Tuiasosopo $5 |
 | Pog Mo Thon adds Billy Miller $2 |
 | Sweet Sister Mercy adds Shawn Bryson $2 |
 | Boon Dock Saints add Brandon Manumaleuna $3 |
 | The Showstoppa's add Ike Hilliard $2 |
10.23.2003
Transactions
Drops:
 | Obligatory Nude Scene drops Kelley
Washington $1 |
 | Sweet Sister Mercy drops: Ed McCaffery |
 | La Revolucion drops: Owen Pochman $1 |
 | Pog Mo Thon drops: Atlanta D $2 and Derrick
Blalock $5 |
 | Silent But Deadly drops: Kordell Stewart $2
and James Thrash $4 |
 | The Mossters drop: Brandon Bennnett $1 and
Ike Hilliard $1 |
 | That One Team drops: Bobby Shaw $2 |
Adds
 | Obligatory Nude Scene adds: Chester Taylor
$2 |
 | Sweet Sister Mercy adds: Johnnie Morton $2
and John Kasay $1 |
 | La Revolucion adds: Da Bears D $1 |
 | Pog Mo Thon adds: Desmond Clark $2 and John
Hall $2 |
 | Silent But Deadly adds: Arlen Harris $10
and Danny Kannell $3 |
 | The Mossters add: San Diego D $1 and Paul
Edinger $1 |
 | That One Team adds: Drew Bennett $4 |
10.17.2003
Transactions
Drops:
 | Silent But Deadly drops: Chargers D
$2, Marc Boerigter $3 and Paul Edinger $1 |
 | That One Team drops: Mike Cloud $5 and John
Hall $2 |
 | Pog Mo Thon drops: Mike Siedman $1 |
 | Boon Dock Saints drop: Bill Gramatica $1 |
 | The Flying Monkees drop: Mike Alstott $7
and Emmitt Smith $3 and Desmond Clark $4 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene drops: Zack Crockett
$1 and Jay Riemersma $1 |
Adds:
 | Silent But Deadly adds: Domanick Davis $6 |
 | That One Team adds: DeShaun Foster $8 and
Bobby Shaw $2 |
 | The Mossters add: Ike Hilliard $1 (Sorry) |
 | Pog Mo Thon adds: Dallas D $2 |
 | Boon Dock Saints add: Adrian Peterson $1 |
 | The Flying Monkees add: Jarome Bettis $6 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene adds: Kelley
Washington $1 and Philly D $1 |
10.11.2003
Transactions
IR:
 | That One Team places Charles Rogers $5 on
IR. His new salary is $3. |
Drops:
 | The Mossters drop Jamel White $1 and Kyle
Brady $1 |
 | That One Team drops Jarome Bettis $6 |
Additions:
 | The Mossters add Brian Westbrook $1 and
Ernie Conwell $1 |
 | That One Team adds Ricky A. Williams $7 and
Mike Cloud $5 |
 | The Boon Dock Saints add Seattle D $1 |
10.04.2003
Transactions
Drops:
 | The Flying Monkees drop Philadelphia D $4 |
 | The Showstoppa's drop Joe Burns $5 |
 | The Boon Dock Saints drop Billy Miller $4
and Byron Chamberlain $2 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene drops Houston D $1 |
Adds:
 | The Mossters add Justin McCariens $1 |
 | The Flying Monkees add Desmond Clark $4 |
 | The Horny Priests add Buffalo D $1 |
 | Pog Mo Thon adds Rudi Johnson $5 |
 | The Showstoppa's add Jay Fiedler $6 |
 | The Boon Dock Saints add Erron Kinney $1
and Mark Campbell $1 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene add Jay Riemersma $1 |
Trade:
 | The Flying Monkees give up Steve McNair $9
to That One Team |
 | Scott gives up Tom Brady $11 and Kansas
City $5 to Heather. |
 | Heather drops Adrian Peterson$11 to
make the trade work. |
09.26.2003
Transactions
Drops:
 | The Showstoppa's drop Jonathan Wells $1 |
 | That One Team drops Matt Stover $1 |
 | La Revolucion drops Dorcey Levens $1 and
D'Wayne Bates $3 |
 | Pog Mo Thon drops Jeff Chandler $1 and
Antonio Freeman $2 |
 | The Horny Priests drop Mikhael Ricks $1 and
Brian Finneran $3 |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene drops Jay Fiedler $2 |
Additions:
 | Sweet Sister Mercy adds Eddie Kinneson $2
and Minnesota D $2 |
 | The Showstoppa's add Joe Burns $5 |
 | That One Team adds the Chiefs D $5 |
 | La Revolucion adds Terry Glenn $3 and Owen
Chapman $1 |
 | Pog Mo Thon adds Derrick Blalock $5 |
 | The Horny Priests add Gus Frerotte $2 |
 | The Boon Dock Saints add Bill Gramatica $1
(Collective laugh) |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene adds Houston D $1 |
09.19.2003
Transactions
There has been a trade... guess who..
 | The Mossters have traded Issac Bruce $15,
Ashlie Lelie $9, Kelly Holcomb $1, and the Jimmy Smith deferment of $5 to
Silent But Deadly. |
 | Hartnell gives Todd Terrell Owens $41 |
This weeks drops:
 | The Showstoppa's drop Kelly Campbell $1 |
 | The Boon Dock Saints drop Doug Chapman $3
and Taylor Jacobs $1 |
 | Silent But Deadly drops Ron Dayne $1 and
Michael Wiley $1 |
 | The Mossters drop Avion cason $3 |
 | That One Team drops Corey Bradford $1 |
Additions:
 | The Showstoppa's add David Terrell $6 |
 | Boon Dock Saints add Peter Warrick $3 and
Anthony Thomas $1 |
 | Mee So Howrnee adds Justin Griffith $1 |
 | Silent But Deadly adds Jim Kleinsasser $6
and Billy Cundiff $1 |
 | The Mossters add Brandon Bennett $1 |
 | That One Team adds Mike Anderson $5 |
09.13.2003
Transactions
This weeks drops:
 | Pog Mo Thon drops Dallas D ($1). |
 | Mee So Howrnee drops Anthony Thomas ($8)
and Joe Nedney ($1) |
 | That One Team drops: Teyo Johnson ($1) and
David Terrell ($1) |
 | The Mossters drop: Brian Westbrook ($1),
Najeh Davenport ($1) and Johnnie Morton ($1) |
 | The Boon Dock Saints get rid of the
Cincinatti D ($1) |
Additions:
 | Pog Mo Thon signs Antonio Freeman ($2) |
 | That One Team gets Ladell Betts ($8) and
Corey Bradford ($1) |
 | Mee So Howrnee signs Gary Anderson ($1) |
 | The Mossters sign Avion Cason ($3) and
Quincy carter ($2) |
IR Moves:
 | Sweet Sister Mercy places James Stewart
($11) on IR. His salary becomes ($6) till January. |
09.01.2003
Transactions
It was the first week of transactions this week so we have our
first waiver wire moves.
First though I'd like to announce a trade. There has
been a 3 way deal hammered out.
 | The Flying Monkees trade Jeremy Shockey
($8), Josh Reed ($3), Tai Streets ($2) and Jeff Wilkins ($1). She
will receive Steve McNair ($9), Mike Alstott ($3), Troy Hambrick ($2)
and the 49ers D ($1). Suddenly Heather's team looks a lot like last
years. |
 | The Horny Priests deal Laveranues Coles
($9), Tamps Bay D ($3), LaMont Jordan ($1) and Mike Hollis ($1). He
gets back Jeremy Shockey ($8), Josh Reed ($3), Tai Streets ($2) and Jeff
Wilkins ($1) |
 | That One Team gives up Steve McNair ($9),
Mike Alstott ($3), Troy Hambrick ($2) and the 49ers D ($1). He will
get Laveranues Coles ($9), The Bucs D ($3), Lamont Jordan ($1) and Mike
Hollis ($1). |
Welcome home fellas! This trade re-unites the players
with the teams they ended last year on. That is to say every player traded
made its way back to its original team. Yes.. that is strange, don't look
at me though. I didn't do it. Surprisingly, they didn't trade the
draft picks back.
In the transactions department...
Drops
 | That One Team unloads Mike Hollis ($1) and
** Kelley Washington ($1). |
 | The Mossters drop Ladell Betts ($2) |
Additions
 | That One Team picks up Aaron Elling ($3)
and Dieon Branch ($2) |
 | The Mossters add Najeh Davenport ($2) and
Johnnie Morton ($1) |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene adds Zack Crockett
($1) |
 | The Showstoppa's add Vinny Testaverde ($4) |
08.29.2003
Transactions
It is the calm before the storm as there is less than one week
till kick-off. That being said, there have only been 2 transactions since
the draft.
 | The Showstoppa's place Chad Pennington on
the IR ending his season. This move saves $4 and opens a roster spot. |
The other transaction is a doozie. There has been a
three-way deal hammered out.
 | Pog Mo Thon gives up Rod Gardner ($13),
Ashlie Lelie ($9), Randy McMichael ($4), Jay Fiedler ($2) and its 1st
rounder next year. Beth will be getting Keyshawn Johnson ($17), Tony
Gonzalez ($13), Todd Pinkston ($2) and Drew Brees ($5). |
 | Obligatory Nude Scene gives up Keyshawn
Johnson ($17), Issac Bruce ($15), Onterrio Smith ($3) and Justin Fargas
($1). Derrick will be getting Randy Moss ($31), Donte Stallworth ($4),
Jay Fiedler ($2) and Beths 1st rounder next year. |
 | The Mossters give up Randy Moss ($31), Tony
Gonzalez ($13), Drew Brees ($5), Donte Stallworth ($4) and Todd Pinkston
($2). Todd receives Issac Bruce ($15), Rod Gardner ($13), Ashlie Lelie
($9), Randy McMichael ($4), Onterrio Smith ($3) and Justin Fargas ($1). |
Once the dust settles on this trade, Todd opens up $13 in cap
room; Beth lowers her total cap room to $8 and Derrick has $1 to spend how ever
he feels.
08.19.2003
Transactions
Yes, there have been transactions done already.
In the first move of the day, the defending champs made a
minor move.
 | Obligatory Nude Scene sends Thomas Jones
($1) and Ashlie Lelie ($9) to Pog Mo Thon. |
 | In return from Beth, Derrick receives
Michael Bennett ($5) and Darrell Jackson ($7). |
After the move, Derrick places Michael Bennett
on the IR saving him $2 of salary.
In another move, Obligatory Nude Scene and The Mossters agreed
to a deal.
 | Obligatory Nude Scene gives up some QB
depth for WR depth sending Kerry Collins ($5) and a 1st round rookie pick
next year to The Mossters. |
 | Todd then ships Quincy Morgan ($4), Travis
Taylor ($2) and Ron Johnson ($1) to Derrick. |
In order to facilitate the move, Derrick drops Ron Johnson
($1).
08.16.2003 (Summer Meeting)
Transactions
Right before the rookie draft there was a trade.
 | Obligatory Nude Scene trades the Giants D
to Silent But Deadly. |
 | Jason gives up his second round pick, #16
overall for the defense. |
07.26.2003 (CUT DAY)
All teams have gotten below the cap with enough space to
make all necessary moves. Also, all franchise tags were designated.
Transactions
Its cut day and there have been some major moves.
First, the trades.
The first trade announced today was between The Mossters and
Silent But Deadly.
 | Silent But Deadly acquires Marshal Faulk $49 with a
deferred $39 salary, Jason Elam $2 and the #16 in this years rookie draft
from The Mossters. |
 | Todd gets Duce McCallister $40 and both of Jason's 2004
picks. |
This is the second major RB deal that these two teams have
done this year. Just shake your head. Sometimes the commissioner
even wonders if Todd trades just so he can have fun making moves.
The Second trade of the day was between Pog Mo Thon and Sweet
Sister Mercy. It is a bit of an odd deal.
 | Sweet Sister Mercy gives Pog Mo Thon the rights to the
first overall expansion pick in exchange for Eddie George $23.
Basically, Beth tells Mike who she wants with the first overall expansion
pick. That player is selected by Mike and is then sent to Beth as part
of this deal. |
The third and final trade of the day was between The Horny
Priests and That One Team.
 | The Horny Priests receive the #9 pick in this years draft
from That One Team for Bubba Franks $8. |
There were also massive cuts made.
The first of the cuts were made last night by the Showstoppa's.
 | Az Hakim $2 |
Silent But Deadly got to cutting as well.
 | Duce Staley $6 |
 | Matt Stover $1 |
Pog Mo Thon kinda freaked out with the roster drops too.
 | Ahman Green $47 |
 | Randy Moss $48 |
 | Jaquez Green $1 |
 | Terrance Wilkins $1 |
 | Desmond Clark $1 |
 | Todd Pederson $1 |
Not to be out done, the Boon Dock Saints wanted to make sure
he set a record of consecutive days with a roster move.
 | Michael Pittman $9 |
The Flying Monkees waited till the last minute to get to
dropping as well.
 | Marty Booker $33 |
 | Charlie Garner $29 |
 | Issac Bruce $25 |
 | Jerry Rice $20 |
 | Jay Fiedler $5 |
 | James Thrash $3 |
 | Steve Smith $3 |
 | St. Louis D $3 |
The Horny Priests got to cutting today too.
 | Rich Gannon $49 |
 | Rod Smith $20 |
 | Garrison Hearst $18 |
 | Kevan Barlow $15 |
 | DeShawn Foster $11 |
 | Eric Johnson $3 |
 | Bears D $2 |
 | Cowboys D $1 |
That One Team was the final team to get cutting...
 | Drew Bledsoe $26 |
 | Priest Holmes $49 |
 | Lamar Gordon $5 |
 | Stacy Mack $36 |
 | Kevin Johnson $11 |
 | Chris Chambers $8 |
 | Dieon Branch $8 |
 | Ron Dixon $2 |
 | Billy Miller $4 |
Finally, the other issue to be itemized would be the franchise
tags that protect players from the expansion bitches.
The Mossters:
 | Corey Dillon $29 |
 | Antonio Bryant $1 |
Pog Mo Thon:
 | Edgerrin James $40 |
 | Aaron Brooks $24 |
La Revolucion:
 | Fred Taylor $15 |
 | Tiki Barber $28 |
The Flying Monkees:
 | Peyton Manning $25 |
 | Plaxico Burress $9 |
The Horny Priests:
 | Joe Horn $25 |
 | Koren Robinson $18 |
That One Team:
 | Amous Zereoue $5 |
 | David Terrell $1 |
There are some major implications for the expansion draft,
auction, rookie draft and cap space.. so look at the capsules in order to figure
it all out.
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