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Aqua Teen Huger Force

One of the original 10 teams, Aqua Teen Hunger Force turned into the Boon Dock Saints with new ownership in 2003.

Neil J., former owner of the team lost interest and time so he was replaced.

This story isn't nearly as compelling as that of Ben, another former owner.

The biggest story of this team is the fact that it was loaded with superstars who couldn't manage to win.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

General Manager: Neil J.

Cap Room:

$60 Over

Division: Western

Roster Spots:

5 Spots

Roster:

Pos:

Team

$

Coaching Staff / Front Office

1

Daunte Culpepper

QB

Min

49

2

Michael Vick

QB

Atl

26

Head Coach

Jim Haslett

3

Duce McCallister

RB

NO

40

O. Coord.

Shake

4

Clinton Portis

RB

Den

32

D. Coord.

Frylock

5

Michael Pittman

RB

TB

9

RB Coach

Dave Foley

6

Keyshawn Johnson

WR

TB

18

WR Coach

Charo

7

Derrell Jackson

WR

Sea

11

QB Coach

Captain Hal Murphy

8

Donte Stallworth

WR

NO

4

Other Coach

Carl

9

Brian Finneran

WR

Atl

3

Trainer

Old Kentucky Nightmare

10

Byron Chamberlain

TE

Min

9

Scout

Erich Frank

11

Algae Crumpler

TE

Atl

2

Pro Personel

Christopher Walken

12

Martin Gramatica

K

TB

2

Public Relations

Bruce Campbell

13

Olindo Mare

K

Mia

1

14

Pittsburgh

D

Pit

3

15

Cincinatti

D

Cin

1

16

17

18

19

20

IR

Total Salary

210

Cap Room

60