Week 1 of the inagural season.
	Obligatory Nude Scene		vs.		I Try When I Want To
QB	J. Garcia	12		QB	K. Warner	12
RB	E. George	21		RB	A. Thomas	12
RB	A. Smith	6		RB	F. Taylor	17
WR	R. Smith	10		WR	T. Holt	9
WR	T. Brown	10		WR	T. Glenn	6
TE	T. Gonzalez	14		TE	W. Walls	9
K	M. Vanderjagt	4		K	J. Wilkins	10
D	Philly	6		D	49ers	9
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	Total:	83			Total:	84
	The Mossters		vs.		The Horny Priests
QB	B. Johnson	19		QB	R. Gannon	15
RB	R. Williams	25		RB	S. Alexander	10
RB	S. Davis	22		RB	G. Hearst	11
WR	D. Boston	21		WR	J. Horn	12
WR	R. Gardner	21		WR	Kv. Johnson	14
TE	K. Dilger	0		TE	B. Franks	0
K	A. Vinatieri	12		K	D. Akers	6
D	Redskins	2		D	Cowboys	7
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	Total:	122			Total:	75
	Aqua Teen Hunger Force		vs.		Spankingly Delicious
QB	D. Culpepper	16		QB	A. Brooks	17
RB	D. McCallister	13		RB	A. Green	22
RB	C. Portis	3		RB	M. Bennett	5
WR	D. Jackson	0		WR	R. Moss	11
WR	Ky. Johnson	7		WR	W. Cherbet	11
TE	B. Chamberlain	6		TE	F. Wycheck	4
K	O. Mare	7		K	T. Peterson	2
D	Steelers	3		D	New England	13
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	Total:	55			Total:	85
	Silent But Deadly		vs.		Polymorphic Pacifists
QB	T. Brady	26		QB	B. Favre	20
RB	C. Dillon	3		RB	M. Faulk	16
RB	L. Tomlinson	23		RB	P. Holmes	39
WR	M. Harrison	9		WR	M. Booker	28
WR	T. Owens	5		WR	L. Coles	3
TE	J. Stevens	1		TE	M. Pollard	3
K	M. Stover	1		K	J. Elam	11
D	Chargers	10		D	Bucs	4
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	Total:	78			Total:	124
	The Flying Monkees		vs.		The Showstoppa's
QB	B. Griese	11		QB	P. Manning	21
RB	E. James	10		RB	C. Martin	3
RB	E. Smith	7		RB	J. Lewis	9
WR	I. Bruce	6		WR	P. Price	8
WR	J. Rice	2		WR	K. McCardell	12
TE	S. Alexander	0		TE	C. Lewis	8
K	J. Carney	8		K	S. Janikowski	7
D	Rams	8		D	Green Bay	5
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	Total:	52			Total:	73