Central Division: Obligatory Nude Scene | Silent But Deadly | Sweet Sister Mercy | The Horny Priests

Eastern Division: That One Team | The Mossters | The Flying Monkees | Pog Mo Thon

Western Division: The Showstoppa's | La Revolucion | Me So Howrnee | Boon Dock Saints

11.08.2002

The Mossters, drop Marcel Shipp ($2) and Tennessee D ($1)..

..then with their plethera of cap avialability, they sign Kenny Watson ($6) and Freddie Jones ($1).

I Try When I Want To, in a knee jerk move after last weeks tie breaker loss, has fired head coach Mike Tice. He is yet to select a replacement. They have also put a hit out on Ron "puffy" Dayne after taking carries away from Tiki last week.

In other news, they sign Andre' Davis ($3) and Brad Johnson ($12).

The Showstoppa's sign Quincy Morgan ($1).

Polymorphic Pacifists sign Ron Dixon ($1).

The Flying Monkees drop Jerry Porter ($1)..

..and sign Stacy Mack ($18).

Obligatory Nude Scene signs William Green ($1).

This concludes free agent signing, and trading. Head coaching changes are still allowed.

11.01.2002

The Flying Monkees send Stephen Davis ($18) to The Showstoppa's for Plaxico Burress ($9) and Rod Smith ($20).

To facilitate the trade, Heather drops JJ Stokes ($5).

The Mossters send Shannon Sharpe ($5), Brian Griese ($17), Jarome Bettis ($6) and Antonio Freeman ($1) to Silent But Deadly for Tom Brady ($6), Corey Dillon ($29), and Antonio Bryant ($1). The trade goes into effect on Tuesday.

I Try When I Want To drops Trent Dilfer ($2)...

...and picks up Jake Plummer ($2) and Tommy Maddox ($1). This will be the second time around for Plummer on Brian's roster.

The Horny Priests pick up Jeff Wilkins ($1) and Tai Streets ($2).

Polymorphic Pacifists drop William Green ($6) and Freddie Jones ($4).

Scott then picks up Billy Miller ($1). Green gets dropped flat on his ass for the second time this year. Billy who?

The Mossters drop Brad Johnson ($7) rather than put him on the IR.

With the available cap space, they sign Chad Pennington ($5) and Duce Staley ($4).

The Showstoppa's drop Paul Edinger ($1) and Reggie Wayne ($1).

They then sign Joe Nedney ($1). Swappage of kickers ya say.

Silent But Deadly drops Chris Chandler ($4) who was the worst free agent aquisition ever...

... and finally picks up a decent tight end, sorta, in Christian Fauria ($4).

10.25.2002

The Mossters have traded recievers Eric Moulds ($17) and Joey Galloway ($2) to Obligatory Nude Scene for back Travis Henry ($5) and reciever Jimmy Smith ($15). It is odd to see interconference trades however, this is the second time both these teams have delt with eachother. This will no be Jimmy Smith's second stint with The Mossters. In this trade, Obligatory Nude Scene gains $1 in cap space while The Mossters loose $1.

The Mossters have traded quarterback Peyton Manning ($25) along with backs Stephen Davis ($18) and Jamal Lewis ($15) to The Flying Monkees in exchange for quarterback Brian Greise ($17) and back Edgerrin James ($40). This will be the second time Lewis and Manning have been traded, together. In the trade The Mossters gain $1 in cap space while The Flying Monkees loose $1.

To facilitate room for the trade, The Flying Monkees drop Duce Staley ($7)

I Try When I Want To places Kurt Warner ($26) on the IR which ends his season. His salary is now cut in half for the duration of the season. Brain now has $17 in cap room available.

Silent But Deadly drops Marc Bulger ($3) and the Minnesota D ($1).

This makes room for the signings of Chris Chandler ($4) and the Atlanta D ($1).

The Horny Priests drop RB Warrick Dunn ($4).

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force announces the addition of WR Brian Finnerann ($1)

Obligatory Nude Scene signs Corey Bradford ($1) with his dollar of cap space.

The Flying Monkees, in what was a busy week, drop Ron Dayne ($1) and Stephen Alexander ($1)...

...in order to sign Anthony Becht ($1) and Joey Porter ($1).

The Showstoppa's upgrade their WR's with the addition of Cris Carter ($6).

10.18.2002

Polymprphic Pacifists place David Terrell on the IR.

With the additional spot, they then sign L. Coles ($1)

The Mossters release Freddie Mitchel ($1)

The Mossters sign Antonio Freeman ($1) and Jimmy Kliensasser ($2)

Silent But Deadly releases Jamie Martin ($3)

and signs Marc Bulger ($3)

I Try When I Want To, desperate at this point releases stud K Jeff Wilkins ($4) to free up cap room. They also release Jake Plummer ($3).

This allows the team to sign Jay Feely ($1) and Joey Harrington ($3).

Obligatory Nude Scene drops New Orleans ($1)..

and signs Jonathan Wells ($1)

10.11.2002

The Horny Priests drop K Jeff Chandler ($1) because he sucks, and never plays.

The Horny Priests then sign WR Josh Reed for ($2).

Obligatory Nude Scene drops L. Coles ($1) because he too, sucks.

Needing a D, Obligatory Nude Scene then signs the New Orleans D for ($1)

10.04.2002

The Flying Monkees are in desperate need of a QB so they have made an out of conference deal. Good move. In order to replace inept QB Brian Greise, The Flying Monkees have sent Charlie Garner ($6) and Tim Couch ($1) to Obligatory Nude Scene for Steve McNair ($2) and Mike Alstott ($3).

Obligatory Nude Scene then drops Quadry Ismail ($3) to clear the room needed for the deal to go through.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force has dropped Santana Moss ($3) mainly because he sucks.

The Mossters drop Mike Anderson ($3) as Denver's RB situation is fantasy hell.

The Mossters then sign Carolina D ($1) and RB Marcel Shipp ($2).

I Try When I Want To cuts loose Kordel Stewart ($6) in an order to retain sanity.

I Try When I Want To then signs Jake Plummer ($2) and Trent Dilfer ($3).

Polymorphic Pacifists swap recievers by dropping Antonio Freeman ($5)

..and picking up Dion Branch ($5).

The Horny Priests add Steve Smith ($2). Carolina players? Who new?

Silent But Deadly run from the Vikes as Gary Anderson ($1) has been dropped on his butt, as is rookie Josh Reed ($1) who has lost his chance.

Silent But Deadly then goes a fresh new and exciting way by picking up Jamie Martin ($3).

Obligatory Nude Scene drops Phil Dawson ($1) who did his bye week fill in just fine.

Obligaory Nude Scene then signs Patrick Ramsay ($1) and La. Coles ($1).

9.27.2002

Spankingly Delicious has FINALLY released freeloader Trung Canidate ($10).

You mean he bid on a guy!!! Yes. Ben Bid. Ben got Moe Williams for ($3).

The Horny Priests sign Kevin Dyson for ($2).

Silent But Deadly drop Patrick Ramsey ($2)..

..and sign Josh Reed for ($2).

The Polymorphic Pacifists release L. Coles ($3) and Derrick Alexander ($1)..

..then sign Lamar Gordon for ($5) and Antonio Freeman for ($5).

Obligatory Nude Scene drops Cleveland D ($1)..

..and sign Phil Dawson for ($1).

The Flying Monkees drop Jake the Sanke Plummer ($3)..

..and pick up Troy Hambrick for ($1).

9.20.2002

The Mossters, who still haven't gotten a point by a TE finally traded for one. The Mossters sent WR Jimmy Smith and his ($15) dollar salary packing, giving him to Obligatory Nude Scene for TE Shannon Sharpe ($5).

Obligatory Nude scene, in order for the money to work, released WR Johnnie Morton ($8), and QB Joey Harrington ($3).

Silent But Deadly has agreed to terms with K Gary Anderson, the contract is reportedly ($1).

The Polymorphic Pacifists sign RB William Green for ($5), and WR Donald Driver for ($6).

The Mossters release TE Ken Dilger ($1) and WR Kevin Dyson ($1).

With the available cap room, Todd signs RB Jarome Bettis ($6) and RB Mike Anderson ($3).

The Horny Priests drop RB Olandis Gary ($2), and WR's Peter Warrick and Dez White both ($1).

Obligatory Nude Scene signs TE Randy McMichael for ($1).


9.13.2002

The Polymorphic Pacifists drop J. Bettis ($16) and Q. Carter ($1) after unsuccesful debuts in week one.

The Mossters drop W. Green ($15) and Washington D ($5) to free up the cap room..

.. to sign Eric Moulds for ($17), and Lamar Smith for ($2).

The Showstoppa's drop D. Sloan ($1)

With the extra buck in cap room, The Showstoppa's sign J. White for a ($1).

9.03.2002

Obligatory Nude Scene drops WR Eric Moulds ($19) after the illegal signing scandal.

Obligatory Nude Scene trades K Paul Edinger ($1) and WR Az Zahir Hakim ($2) to The Showstoppa's for RB Mike Alstott ($3).

The Showstoppa's release RB Jonathan Wells ($1) to facilitate the trade.