DWFFL League Honors
Team Honors
League Champion -	Obligatory Nude Scene
West Title -	Polymorphic Pacifists
East Title -	The Horny Priests
Presidents Trophy -	Polymorphic Pacifists (11-2)
(Best Record)
Front Office Honors
GM of the year -	Scott Monitor (Polymorphic Pacifists) Holmes, Faulk, Booker, Farve? Seriously?
Coach of the year -	John Gruden (The Mossters) Maintaining team dispite all the trades.
Hottest front office -	Obligatory Nude Scene (The Mossters come in a very close 2nd place)
Player Honors
Wade Wilson Award -	Rich Gannon (The Horny Priests) Super QB this year
(Distinguished QB)
Robert Smith Cup -	Priest Holmes (Polymorphic Pacifists) How many points per game?
(Distinguished RB)
John Taylor Trophy -	Marvin Harrison (Silent But Deadly) 130+ catches this year
(Distinguished WR)
Steve Jordan Award -	Tony Gonzalez (Obligatory Nude Scene) who else?
(Distinguished TE)
Faud Rivez Shoe -	David Akers (The Horny Priests) Far and away the best
(Distinguished K)
Wanna Squash Ben -	Tampa Bay (Polymorphic Pacifists) By far the best D in all the land
(Distinguished D)
League MVP
The League MVP -	Priest Holmes (Polymorphic Pacifists) That was how may points again?
Dishonorable Mention
Bust of the year -	Anthony Thomas (I Try When I Want To)
	Kurt Warner (I Try When I Want To)
	-What can you say? It’s a tie and both players are on the same team.)
DWFFL All League Team
QB	Donavan McNabb	The Showstoppa's
QB	Rich Gannon	The Horny Priests
RB	Priest Holmes	Polymorphic Pacifists
RB	LaDanian Tomlinson	Silent But Deadly
RB	Ricky Williams	Obligatory Nude Scene
RB	Duce McCallister	Aqua Teen Hunger Force
WR	Marvin Harrison	Silent But Deadly
WR	Terrell Owens	Silent But Deadly
WR	Jerry Rice	The Flying Monkees
WR	Joe Horn	The Horny Priests
TE	Tony Gonzalez	Obligatory Nude Scene
TE	Todd Heap	I Try When I Want To
K	David Akers	The Horny Priests
K	Jay Feely	I Try When I Want To
D	Tampa Bay	Polymorphic Pacifists
D	Green Bay	The Showstoppa's