3.26.2002

The vote is over.  The owners have voted and it has been ruled by a vote of 6 yeas - 0 nays that conference alignment will be decided by coin flip.  If you didn't vote yet, it is a moot point fore it will not matter.  I will randomly draw an owners name from a hat.  I will then flip a standard US quarter dollar with heads denoting eastern conference, and tails denoting the western conference.  Here we go..

The first name selected in the 2002 DWFFL conference alignment is; Brain D. - tails (west) will be the first team to join the western conference. Second chosen is, Derrick W. - heads (east) will be the first in the east.  Jason H. - tails (west) joins Brian in the west.  Todd M. - heads (east) is an immediate rival of the comissioner in the east.  Jason B. - heads (east) makes the east the toughest in terms of ownership thus far.  Tyler C. - heads (east) joins the tough east.  Scott M. - tails (west) suddenly makes the west a formidable conference.  Owners Derrick and Jason B. are sad to loose such a heated rival.  Ben U. - heads (east) joins the east as the final team.  By default Garret H. and Heather M. are assigned to the west.

The Conferences are as follows..

East: Obligatory Nude Scene, The Mossters, Jason B.'s Team, Mr. Bob, Spankingly Delicious.

West: I Try When I Want To, Silent But Deadly, Scott M.'s Team, The Flying Monkees, The Evil Demonic Skulls From Heck.

Astounding news out of Garret's Teams headquarters today.  Along with the additions, subtractions and readitions of various personel, they have also come up with a name.  Hence forth, Garrets team will be not known as Garrets Team but rather, The Evil Demonic Skulls From Heck.  Intreaguing.

Terry Jones was fired today as the Pro Personel Director for Garret's Team.  Here is the official press release regarding the issue. More..

I have decided to cut Terry Jones as my Personel Director and will be replacing him with Confucius. We at the head office feel that it would be benificial to have a person that knows alot about nothing in the coaching staff. Thank you for your attending this versitile conference at the City Wok.

-Garret's Team head office

Owner of Garret's Team, Garret, today announced his coaching staff.  The staff includes Jimmy Page, John Bohnam, Roger Waters and Terry jones just to name a few.  "I find it odd that you are making one person(Coach Waters) do the coaching of the Kicker, TE and Defence that seems rather cruel." Garret said earlier today after the announcement. More..

3.25.2002

It was announced with great pride today, that the DWFFL is officially full!  The final expansion spot in the DWFFL was filled by Owner/GM Garret who is a long time co-worker of comissioner Derrick.  Team name and coaching staff to come.

3.21.2002

Just a few hours after announcing he was a new expansion owner, Jason H. announced his team is to be named Silent But Deadly.  The new name has struk fear in the hearts of many owners already. "..Silent But Deadly?  Thats not good! I don't wanna die.  I'll never be able to eat peas again if I die!" Ben was quoted shortly after the announcement.

News.  Two days in a row you say.  Early this morning Comissioner Williams announced has has hammered out deals to get three of the four remaining spots in the league filled.  Scott M., Jason B., and  Jason H. have all come to terms with Derrick to expand into the DWFFL.  All three teams are yet to work out their organizational aspects.

3.20.2002

Finally there is news to report in this, the dog days of the NFL off-season.  There has been much speculation regarding owners and their prospects of entering the DWFFL.  The rumor mill has been in full production but finally the list of canidates has dwindled into a more respectable numbers.  Jason H., Justin H., Scott M., Marty D., and Brian G. are all planning visits to Stillwater and the DWFFL headquarters to discuss entry.  More.. (The Rumor-mill)

In official news, Comisioner Williams put The Mossters on Operational Probation today.  The Mossters, and owner/GM Todd have failed to facilitate the team with any leadership at all dispite the leagues many requests.  As it stands now, the Mossters are little more than a team name, and an owner.  "..I am a bit incensed with the lack of organization Todd's organization has thus far." Williams said.  By being on probation, if The Mossters fail to comply with the leagues madates, or processes official matters slowly in the future, the comissioner has the ability to take away draft picks, salary toward the salary cap, or players if the situation warrants.

3.14.2002

It has turned into a whirl wind day here at DWFFL headquarters.  Aside from the six inches of snow on the ground and the other six inches expected to fall, it was announced today that another team has joined the DWFFL.  In a sudden move, Comissioner Williams announced that his step brother Tyler C. is the new GM/Owner of the expansion team Mr. Bob.  Even more shocking was the announcement of his coaching staff which consists entirely of greek gods.  "How he pulled that one off is a news story in itself." said Williams in his press conference. Indeed.  This was big news today becuase there was no hint this announcement was coming. More..

In other news, it is been leaked that Comissioner Williams is in negotiations with Jason H. to become the seventh owner/GM in the league.  We will keep you updated.

3.12.2002

It is glaringly obvious that GM's Brian and Ben do not like eachother.  The disdain for eachother did nothing but intensify Tuesday when Ben signed Anthony Carter as his WR coach.  Brian had been in negotiations with Carter till Ben got him in what was the first butting of heads in this very young football league.

Heather, today, announced that she has filled the remaining spots in her coaching staff.  Bart Starr, a no-name Tom Flores and a former president head up her staff.  More..

Finally, with the news that Carter was jumping ship and pursuing a job else where, GM Brian was forced to take second choice for his WR coaching position when he announced his full coaching staff today for I Try When I Want To.  Among his new personel added are Lou Holtz, Mike Bellotti, Fran Tarkenton, and the XFL funny man, and Govenor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura.  This spells and end to the great motto of the DWFFL which claims to be without the likes of Jesse "The Mind".  His signing was an obvious slap in the face to Comissioner Williams.  More..

3.10.2002

The lovely GM Heather announced today the selections of some key front office personel. Among them are former NFL legends Steve young, Earl Campbell, and Tom Landry.  Spots still to be filled include both coordinator positions.  More..

3.09.2002

News is at no short supply here in the DWFFL.  Brian D. has officialy announced that he has joined the DWFFL.  His team, I Try When I Want To is the fifth team to join the league.

In other news, while Spankingly Delicious has been in negotiations with Anthony Carter to take over their WR coaching position, it has been leaked that GM Brian and I Try When I Want To is in hot pursuit of the former Viking great.  This is turning out to be the first real butting of heads in the league.

3.08.2002

Owner/GM Ben announces his team name is to be Spankingly Delicious.  Comissioner Williams was overheard saying "..he is serious isn't he."

Also announced today by GM Ben were the additions of some personel to the pro personel department.  GM Ben has coaxed many a celeberities into the football world to head up some of his most important personal positions.  Additions include Mel Gibson, Will Smith, and former Viking great Robert Smith.  More..

In other news, it has been rumored that Comissioner Williams is actively seeking Brian D. to head up one of the expansion teams remaining.  When questioned, Comish was quoted "..Brian is a dear friend of mine.  The proposition of kicking his ass, however, in competition is intreaguing!"

3.07.2002

Just one day after the DWFFL was formed, Obligatory Nude Scene, the comissioners team, finally has somebody to play.  Comissioner Williams made his second official DWFFL announcement in as many days when he announced that Owner/GM Heather, and her team The Flying Monkees had passed the rigorous standards in place to become the second organization in the league.

The news wasn't done however, fore later in the day after a long meeting, Comissioner Williams called yet another press conference to announce the rapid expansion of two other franchises. The Mossters are the third team to grace the DWFFL with its glorious presence.  They are lead by their fearless Owner/GM, Todd.  In the same press conference, Comissioner Williams also announced that Owner/GM Ben has descided to dabble in the world of football.  The front office details for Ben's team have yet to be hammered out.  Comissioner Williams' only reaction to the busy day "..wouldn't be humorous if Todd dosen't get Randy Moss to be the franchise player for his team, The Mossters!"

In team news, Obligatory Nude Scene and GM Williams announced today the additions of some people to some pro personel positions including both the offensive and defenseive coordinator positions.  Although not coordinators Hershel Walker, Elvis Grbac, Mike Morris, and yes Al Newman are once again employed. More..

3.06.2002

The DWFFL is born!
In a very controvercial move, Derrick Williams has created a football league to call his own.  Unlike Jim McMahon's XFL, this fantasy league will be without the likes of Jesse "The Mind" and "He hate me", but instead will be humored by the likes of Derrick Williams and his team "Obligatory Nude Scene".  For those pessimists out there, no, it is not a conflict of interest for the comissioner to own a franchise within his own league.  Just ask Bud Selig (Brewers).