9.09.2002

The first week is complete

I Try When I Want To squeaked past Obligatory Nude Scene 84 - 83 on the power of Jeff Wilkins foot.  This has all the makings of a superb rivalry.

The Mossters destroyed The Horny Priests 122 - 75.  The Mossters were lead by 5 players that had 19 points or more.

Spankingly Delicious took care of Aqua Teen Hunger Force 85 - 55 in what was the only non-conference game of the week. 

Dispite having the best QB of the week, Silent But Deadly was rocked by the Polymorphic Pacifists, who had the best WR and RB of the week.  Scott's team won 124 - 78.

The Showstoppa's beat The Flying Monkees in a game that went final on Sunday, 73 - 52.  Heather had the misfortune of producing the lowest output of the week as her heighest scorer got 11 points.

9.08.2002

The inagural season has begun for the DWFFL.  Unfortunately, there is only one close game to speak of.

Obligatory Nude Scene is trailing I Try When I Want To by 7 points 77 - 84.  Derrick's team still has a shot to win since they're starting RB, Antowain Smith playes tomorrow night.  I Try When I Want To is all done playing.

In a game that is just sick, The Mossters, who aren't even done playing, have all but won thier game against The Horny Priests with a score of 110 - 75.  Todd still has thier kicker, Adam Vinatiari to play tomorrow.

In a somewhat close game Spankingly Delicious leads the Aqua Teen Hunger Force 70 - 52.  Neil needs its defense, Pittsburgh, to score 18 more points than Ben's K Todd Peterson, and his D New England.

In an absolute rout, the Polymorphic Pacifists layed the smack down upon Silent But Deadly today.  Scott's team is winning 124 - 52 over Jason's team.  But watch out, Jason still has Tom Brady tomorrow night.  Yes, Tom Brady needs 72 points to catch Scott.

In the only final thus far, The Showstoppa's forced The Flying Monkees to land, by taking thier game today 73 - 52.  Heather just couldn't keep up as her highest scoring starter got only 11 points.

9.06.2002

There have been two trades announced.  Both go into effect on Tuesday 9/10/2002.

Obligatory Nude Scene trades K Paul Edinger ($1) and WR Az Zahir Hakim ($2) to The Showstoppa's for RB Mike Alstott ($3).

The Showstoppa's release RB Jonathan Wells ($1) to facilitate the trade.

In a three team trade Obligatory Nude Scene trades RB Antowain Smith ($12) and WR Rod Smith ($20) to The Showstoppa's, who send QB Peyton Manning ($25) and RB Jamal Lewis ($15) to The Mossters who send RB Ricky Williams ($41) to Obligatory Nude Scene.  To facilitate cap room for Obligatory Nude Scene, as part of the trade, The Showstoppa's agree to handle ($9) of the Ricky Williams salary.  This gives Ricky Williams a ($32) cap hit for Obligatory Nude Scene.

Lineups / Scores are listed on the Lineups / Scores page.

9.04.2002

The player auction to fill the rosters has been completed.  View the team pages to see who's got who.  This includes head coaches.

The vote on trades is complete.  It has been decided that a player's salary will go with him in a trade. 6 - 2 official score.

The comissioners team is mired in scandal.  The salary of Eric Moulds was not put into the books properly, leading to an illegal contract.  Eric Moulds is subsequently released. and Obligatory Nude Scene is blocked from signing him during the current free agent signing period.  Also, as penalty, the team must forfiet its first round rookie draft pick next year.

In addition to the scandal, the team also signed Katie Champion and Jessica Beil to fill front office positions.

8.26.2002

Jason finally announced today, Silent But Deadly's front office and coaching staff. It was learned that the team nearly ripped Barry Sanders away from RB coach of I Try When I Want To, however, the negotiations were cut off when the comish learned of the deal.  Non-the-less, some of Silent But Deadly's staff includes John Madden, Sterling Sharpe, and Bill Clinton.  It is also safe to say that Silent But Deadly might have the hottest coaching staff around with Neve Campbell and Kirsten Dunst on board.

To parlay the efforts of Jason to have the hottest coaching staff in the league, Derrick owner of Obligatory Nude Scene has made some moves today to bringing on Jennifer Garner as the new marketing executive. 

The Rumor Mill has more regarding Obligatory Nude Scene and its hunt for the best front office personel around.

8.25.2002

In a development brought to you first in the Rumor Mill, but made official today after league approval, The Polymorphic Pasafists have announced that Brian D. owner and GM of I Try When I Want To, will be acting as the entire front office, and coaching staff for Scott's team, save the head coaching position and GM.  Brian is a busy man.  This move had needed league approval, and the comish descided that since the proposition had never come up, it may be fun to see what happens.

In other news, today Derrick announced that Obligatory Nude Scene had hired Anna Nichole Smith to be the teams mascott, however, after consulting the coaching staff shortly after the signing of her contract, her position was officially renamed "tackling dummy".

Also, in honor of former, but not quite owner Garret, Obligatory Nude Scene will be wearing honorary skulls on thier jerseys this season.

8.22.2002

It has proven to be a very sad, yet exciting time at DWFFL headquarters this month.

Two teams wrapped in turmoil before the season even began are no longer.  Mr. Bob, the team owned previously by Tyler, the step brother of current league comissioner Derrick, and the Evil Demonic Skulls From Heck owned by Garret have been officially contracted as thier owners are no longer capable of thier jobs.

The two spots available in the league were gobbled up quickly however as Neil J., and Neil B., announced thier entry into the DWFFL.  Lucky them.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force owned and operated by Neil J. will be in the East.  Their coaching staff includes such people as Dave Foley, Christopher Walen, Charo, and Meatwad.

The Showstoppa's, the new team in the West is owned by Neil B., and has a great winning formula in place with such front office personal as Eminiem, Bill Goldberg, Roy Jones Jr., and recently "retired" barring a miracle Terrell Davis.

Look at the schedule!

Look at the conferences!

Draft day is Tuesday September 3rd!

The Mossters aslo announced some of thier coaching staff today.  Personel include Mike Tyson, Bud Grant, and Todd himself.