Silent But Deadly (6-1 #3) defeated Obligatory Nude Scene (4-3 #2) 85-72.  Don't let the 3rd rank fool you, Jason's team does have the 2nd best team in the league.  If it wasn't for that pesky eastern conference an their parity.  Key stat:  Silent But Deadly has an average margin of victory of just 5.33 points per game (648 scored, 616 allowed).  That is incredible for a 6-1 team.

The Flying Monkees (3-4 #7) has defeated Spankingly Delicious (3-4 #6) 85-78.  Ohh how the might have fallen.  Ben's team is on a 3 game loosing streak.  Meanwhile, Heather is taking advantage of the east by going 2-1 vs. them.  Key Stats:  Heather is a remarkable 3-4 dispte having the 2nd worst offense in the league.

The Horny Priests (4-3 #4) colbbered the hapless Showstoppa's (2-5 #8) 90-49.  Jason's team started 0-3 and allowed 350 points through the first 3 weeks.  4 wins later, they are on the verge of taking the east outright.  The Showstoppa's have fallen off the map entirely as they have given up the most points thus far into the season.  Key Stats: The Horny Priests have improved to 7th in points allowed.  Taking over the top spot; The Showstoppa's.

I Try When I Want To (2-5 #9) finally tried to get a win, and succeeded in defeating the Aqua Teen Hunger Force (1-6 #10) 91-66.  It had been a while for Brian to score a lot of points.  His offense, rated last in the league, put up the 3rd most this week.  For Neil, this marks 6 losses in a row after starting out 1-0.  Key Stats:  Neil suffers from a combo ofshitty luck in the schedule and Daunte Culpepper.  He is 8th in points scored coupled with 9th in points allowed.  Not a good combo.

The Polymorphic Pacifists (7-0 #1) continue the deconstruction of the DWFFL with another high flying victory, this time against The Mossters (3-4 #5) to the tune of 132-103.  It is amazing how badly everyone looks when playing this high powered attack.  Here is that stat line for Scott thus far.  He is averaging 115.3 points per game, and wins by an average of 32.6 points per game.  Thats just sick!

Random stats:

The West has dominated the East this year going a combined 10-5.
Brian has the worst points scored, while Scott has the best.
Neil B. has the worst points allowed, while Ben has the best.

Next Week: The last week of the non-conference sets.

GAME OF THE WEEK:
Obligatory Nude Scene has the misfortune of playing the Polymorphic Pacifists in the battle of conference leaders.  Scott will loose Faulk and Favre to bye weeks.  Ouch.

The Mossters play The Showstoppa's
The Horny Priests take on the Flying Monkees
Aqua Teen Hunger Force looks to end the 6 game skid vs. Silent But Deadly
Spankingly Delicious takes on I Try When I Want To

10.18.2002

Polymprphic Pacifists place David Terrell on the IR.  With the additional spot, they then sign L. Coles ($1)

The Mossters release Freddie Mitchel ($1) and then  sign Antonio Freeman ($1) and Jimmy Kliensasser ($2)

Silent But Deadly releases Jamie Martin ($3) and signs Marc Bulger ($3)

I Try When I Want To, desperate at this point releases stud K Jeff Wilkins ($4) to free up cap room.  They also release Jake Plummer ($3). This allows the team to sign Jay Feely ($1) and Joey Harrington ($3).

Obligatory Nude Scene drops New Orleans ($1) and signs Jonathan Wells ($1)

10.15.2002

The Horny Priests drop J. Chandler ($1) and sign J. Reed ($1)

Obligatory Nude Scene drops L. Coles ($1), he sucks, and signs New Orleans D ($1) since Philly is on bye.

Holy slow week for transactions.

In the games...

The god team continues to roll as the Polymorphic Pacifists take down the Aqua Teen Hunger Force 95-89.  On a side note to Neil.. you don't own D. Branch, you've gotta stop trying to start him.

The Mossters get back to winning, and end The Flying Monkees win streak at 2 by beating Heather's team 87-59.  The Bus rolls again, to the tune of 24 points.

I Try When I Want To just can't score points.  They lost their 5th in a row, this time to The Horny Priests 58-52.  Lucky for Jason, Alexander had a good game on Monday.

Silent But Deadly seem to live up to the name week after week.  The are now 5-1 and looking very good.  The beat a strong team in Spankingly Delicious by a close score of 91-87.

The Showstoppa's who looked good early in the year have struggled to score points as of late, the loose to Obligatory Nude Scene 125-70.  On a side note, E. George finally put up numbers - 29 of them, and M. Vanderjagt set a record for points by a K this week with 16.

Next week:  The out of conference games continue as;

Spankingly Delicious will try and spank The Flying Monkees
The Showstoppa's try and stop The Horny Priests
The Mossters look to beat the Polymorphic Pacifists

In the game of the week: Obligatory Nude Scene (4-2) takes on Silent But Deadly (5-1)
Get a win game:: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (1-5) takes on I Try When I Want To (1-5)

10.7.2002

Scott has assembled an instoppable force as the Polymorphic Pacifists have become the greatest show on earth, not to mention the best team in the league.  Being the heighest scoring team in the league took a back seat to week 5 as Scott's team put up 156 points.  That is 4x more than Ben put up this week.  Good god.

Speaking of the Polymorphic Pacifists, the increased their record to 5-0 after beating The Showstoppa's 156-114.  Scott was lead by 6 of his 9 players scoring over 20 points.

In a closer game, The Flying Monkees win again!  This time beating the hapless team I Try When I Want To who has dropped 4 in a row now.  This solidifies Brian as the ugliest team in the league.  The final was 71-62 in a rather ugly game.

In a huge non-conference matchup that featured powers of each conference, The Mossters and Silent But Deadly squared off.  Silent But Deadly got the win and kept up with Scott by staying only 1 game back with the 102-87 win.  The Mossters, 2-3 a reeling, but only 1 game back themselves.

The Horny Priests have finally gotten a bit of luck, and another win!  This time Jason beat Ben's Spankingly Delicious 84-37.  Finally, Jason didn't give up 100 poits.  Infact, how is this for irony.  Ben scored an all time low for points in a game.  Jason went from giving up the most in the land, to least!

Obligatory Nude Scene matched up vs. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force this week, and right from the begining Neil was in trouble as Vick, his starter at QB was injured.  Derrick was victorious 88-68.  This puts Derrick in a tie again, for the top of the east with Ben.

10.5.2002

There has been a block buster of a trade!

The Flying Monkees are in desperate need of a QB so they have made an out of conference deal.  Good move.  In order to replace inept QB Brian Greise, The Flying Monkees have sent Charlie Garner ($6) and Tim Couch ($1) to Obligatory Nude Scene for Steve McNair ($2) and Mike Alstott ($3).  Obligatory Nude Scene then drops Quadry Ismail ($3) to clear the room needed for the deal to go through.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force has dropped Santana Moss ($3) mainly because he sucks.

The Mossters drop Mike Anderson ($3) as Denver's RB situation is fantasy hell.

The Mossters then sign Arizona Cardinal RB Marcel Shipp ($2).

Polymorphic Pacifists swap recievers by dropping Antonio Freeman ($5) and picking up Dion Branch ($5).

The Horny Priests add Steve Smith ($2).  Carolina players?  Who new?

I Try When I Want To cuts Kordel Stewart ($6) and signs QB's Trent Dilfer ($2) and Jake Plummer ($3).

Silent But Deadly run from the Vikes as Gary Anderson ($1) has been dropped on his butt, as is rookie Josh Reed ($1) who has lost his chance.

Silent But Deadly then goes a fresh new and exciting way by picking up Jamie Martin ($3).

Obligatory Nude Scene drops Phil Dawson ($1) who did his bye week fill in just fine.

Obligaory Nude Scene then signs Patrick Ramsay ($1) and La. Coles ($1).

9.30.2002

First off, who new?  Ben, Derrick, and Todd were all tied atop the east going into the week.  Ben starts an all Minnesota back field and beats Todd.  Derrick gets the misfortune of, dispite racking up 117 points, playing Shaun Alexander the day he played the Vikes.  Who new?  Thats why we play the games.  Ben leads the east by a game.

The Horny Priests still gave up the kitchen sink by allowing 117 points to Obligatory Nude Scene which has to be a record or something - 4 staight weeks giving up over 100 points, however, they pulled out a victory by starting the player with the MOST fantasy points since 1978 (ESPN.com says so.).  Jason defeats Derrick for his first win this year 137-117.

Ben benches his star running back Ahman Green and starts Moe Williams.  We all laugh.  What is he thinking?  20 points later he beats Todd 76-71.  On a side note; ITS A MIRACLE!!!!  Todd got a point from his TE!  He got 7 points!

The Showstoppa's need to learn consistancy.  Hell, The Horny Priests know it, they give up 100 points a game, comon.  If only Neil B. could score consistantly, he wouldn't loose 82-71 to Silent But Deadly.  Jason did have LaDanian who went off for 39 points this week.

The Flying Monkees burned the barn down!  The scored 96 points for their frist win.  Ever.  The Aqua Teen Hunger Force needs some fo the consistancy thing in the scoring department.  96-68 Heather beats up on Neil.  Well Neil, look at it like this, you were just that close to putting up 69 on the score board.

Scott continues his domination of the poor Western Conference.  He did play Brian who this week got a -2 effort from his now injured QB Mr. Warner, but what is worse, Shaun Alexander scored more points than Brians team!  Scott wins 87-51.