| DWFFL
2005 League Honors |
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| Team Honors |
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| League
Champion - |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
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| West Title
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Brynn's Angels |
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| East Title
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Boon Dock Saints |
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| Central
Title - |
The Mossters |
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| Presidents
Trophy - |
Obligatory Nude Scene (10-3) |
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(Best Record) |
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| Front Office
Honors |
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| GM of the
year - |
Todd Munson (The
Mossters) Made a number of trades that allowed him to come from 3 back to
claim division. |
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| Player
Honors |
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| Wade Wilson
Award - |
Peyton Manning (The
Mossters) Great numbers week in and week out. |
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(Distinguished QB) |
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| Robert
Smith Cup - |
Shaun Alexander (Mee
So Howrnee) Silently put up the best numbers for a RB. |
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(Distinguished RB) |
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| Chris Walsh
Trophy - |
Terrell Owens (Sweet
Sister Mercy) Best regular season numbers by far. |
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(Distinguished WR) |
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| Steve
Jordan Award - |
Antonio Gates
(Purple Reign) Dethrones Gonzo for top TE spot. Huge numbers this year. |
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(Distinguished TE) |
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| Faud Rivez
Shoe - |
Adam Vinatieri (Boon
Dock Saints) Scored more then 1 ppg more than any other kicker. |
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(Distinguished K) |
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| Chris Hovan
eye black - |
Baltimore D (Sweet
Sister Mercy) Put up numers every week. Led league with 9 TDs. |
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(Distinguished D) |
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| League MVP |
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| The League
MVP - |
Peyton Manning (The
Mossters) Although Culpepper scored more, Manning was more consistent. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention |
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| Bust of the
year - |
Clinton Portis (Pog
Mo Thon) Just a horrible year for the $40 back. |
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| DWFFL All
League Team |
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| QB |
Peyton Manning |
The Mossters |
| QB |
Daunte Culpepper |
The Misfits |
| RB |
Shaun Alexander |
Mee So Howrnee |
| RB |
Curtis Martin |
Purple Reign |
| RB |
LaDanian Tomlinson |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| RB |
Priest Holmes |
Boon Dock Siants |
| WR |
Terrell Owens |
Sweet Sister Mercy |
| WR |
Mushin Muhammad |
Pog Mo Thon |
| WR |
Joe Horn |
The Mossters |
| WR |
Javon Walker |
Mee So Howrnee |
| TE |
Antonio Gates |
Purple Reign |
| TE |
Tony Gonzalez |
Pog Mo Thon |
| K |
Adam Vinatieri |
Boon Dock Siants |
| K |
Jason Elam |
Pog Mo Thon |
| D |
Baltimore D |
Sweet Sister Mercy |
| D |
Buffalo D |
Boon Dock Siants |
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| DWFFL All
Rookie Team |
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| QB |
Ben Roethlisberger |
The Showstoppa's |
| RB |
Kevin Jones |
Sweet Sister Mercy |
| RB |
Julius Jones |
Boon Dock Saints |
| WR |
Roy Williams |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| WR |
Mark Clayton |
Mee So Howrnee |
| TE |
Ben Troupe |
Boon Dock Saints |
| K |
Nate Kaeding |
Purple Reign |
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DWFFL 2003 League Honors
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| Team Honors |
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| League Champion - |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
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| West Title - |
Mee So Howrnee |
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| East Title - |
That One Team |
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| Central
Title - |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
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| Presidents Trophy - |
Obligatory Nude Scene (10-3) |
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(Best Record) |
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| Front Office Honors |
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| GM of the year - |
Derrick Williams (Obligatory) Had
a top 5 player at each
starting position! |
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| Player Honors |
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| Wade Wilson Award - |
Peyton Manning (The Flying
Monkees) Consistant performer every week. |
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(Distinguished QB) |
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| Robert Smith Cup
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Jamal Lewis (Obligatory Nude
Scene) 2nd best rushing totals ever. |
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(Distinguished RB) |
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| Chris Walsh Trophy - |
Torry Holt (Mee So Howrnee) Most
catches and yards in the NFL. |
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(Distinguished WR) |
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| Steve Jordan Award - |
Tony Gonzalez (Pog Mo Thon) 2nd
straight year.. Who else? |
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(Distinguished TE) |
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| Faud Rivez Shoe - |
Mike Vanderjagt (La Revolucion)
Didn't miss this year. At all. |
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(Distinguished K) |
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| Wanna Squash Ben - |
Tampa Bay (That One Team) And
this is after a major drop. |
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(Distinguished D) |
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| League MVP |
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| The League MVP - |
Priest Holmes (Sweet Sister
Mercy) How does he score so much? |
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| Dishonorable Mention |
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| Bust of the year - |
Kurt Warner (La Revolucion) 2nd
strraight year on this list. |
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| DWFFL All League Team |
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| QB |
Daunte Culpepper |
The Horny Priests |
| QB |
Peyton Manning |
The Flying Monkees |
| RB |
Priest Holmes |
Sweet Sister Mercy |
| RB |
Ahman Green |
The Horny Priests |
| RB |
Duce McCallister |
The Mossters |
| RB |
Jamal Lewis |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| WR |
Torry Holt |
Mee So Howrnee |
| WR |
Randy Moss |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| WR |
Marvin Harrison |
The Boon Dock Saints |
| WR |
Darrell Jackson |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| TE |
Tony Gonzalez |
Pog Mo Thon |
| TE |
Shannon Sharpe |
The Showstoppa's |
| K |
Jeff Wilkins |
The Horny Priests |
| K |
Mike Vanderjagt |
La Revolucion |
| D |
New England D |
Mee So Howrnee |
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Tampa Bay D |
That One Team |
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| DWFFL All Rookie Team |
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| QB |
Kyle Boller |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| RB |
Onterrio Smith |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| RB |
Arlen Harris |
Silent But Deadly |
| WR |
Anquan Boldin |
La Revolucion |
| WR |
Andre Johnson |
Mee So Howrnee |
| TE |
Jason Witten |
The Horny Priests |
| K |
Josh Brown |
The Flying Monkees |
| DWFFL League Honors |
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| Team Honors |
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| League Champion - |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
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| West Title - |
Polymorphic Pacifists |
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| East Title - |
The Horny Priests |
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| Presidents Trophy - |
Polymorphic Pacifists (11-2) |
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(Best Record) |
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| Front Office Honors |
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| GM of the year - |
Scott Monitor (Polymorphic
Pacifists) Holmes, Faulk, Booker, Farve? Seriously? |
| Coach of the year - |
John Gruden (The Mossters)
Maintaining team dispite all the trades. |
| Hottest front office - |
Obligatory Nude Scene (The
Mossters come in a very close 2nd place) |
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| Player Honors |
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| Wade Wilson Award - |
Rich Gannon (The Horny Priests)
Super QB this year |
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(Distinguished QB) |
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| Robert Smith Cup
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Priest Holmes (Polymorphic
Pacifists) How many points per game? |
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(Distinguished RB) |
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| John Taylor Trophy - |
Marvin Harrison (Silent But
Deadly) 130+ catches this year |
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(Distinguished WR) |
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| Steve Jordan Award - |
Tony Gonzalez (Obligatory Nude
Scene) who else? |
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(Distinguished TE) |
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| Faud Rivez Shoe - |
David Akers (The Horny Priests)
Far and away the best |
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(Distinguished K) |
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| Wanna Squash Ben - |
Tampa Bay (Polymorphic Pacifists)
By far the best D in all the land |
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(Distinguished D) |
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| League MVP |
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| The League MVP - |
Priest Holmes (Polymorphic
Pacifists) That was how may points again? |
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| Dishonorable Mention |
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| Bust of the year - |
Anthony Thomas (I Try When I Want
To) |
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Kurt Warner (I Try When I Want
To) |
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-What can you say? It’s
a tie and both players are on the same team.) |
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| DWFFL All League Team |
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| QB |
Donavan McNabb |
The Showstoppa's |
| QB |
Rich Gannon |
The Horny Priests |
| RB |
Priest Holmes |
Polymorphic Pacifists |
| RB |
LaDanian Tomlinson |
Silent But Deadly |
| RB |
Ricky Williams |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| RB |
Duce McCallister |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| WR |
Marvin Harrison |
Silent But Deadly |
| WR |
Terrell Owens |
Silent But Deadly |
| WR |
Jerry Rice |
The Flying Monkees |
| WR |
Joe Horn |
The Horny Priests |
| TE |
Tony Gonzalez |
Obligatory Nude Scene |
| TE |
Todd Heap |
I Try When I Want To |
| K |
David Akers |
The Horny Priests |
| K |
Jay Feely |
I Try When I Want To |
| D |
Tampa Bay |
Polymorphic Pacifists |
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Green Bay |
The Showstoppa's |
