OMGASM! I found the origins of DP Studios...
When me and Aug were kids we made tons of killer movies
and one in particular we worked on like almost all summer
(when we were like 8)
AND I JUST FOUND IT
So anyways its 30 mins long and im gonna splice it into chapters...
Its really hard to follow the storyline (if there is one)
but its fuckin hilarious XD!
The Tale of Two Kniggets
The tale begins when two knights Sir eat-a-lot(augie)
and sir poop-a-lot(james) are somehow running away from a ferret(koosh ball)
... an evil ferret... dont ask.
anyway they are running and singing about running away
when the spot the ferret ontop of its 'den' then it attacks them and
they fight it or try to and run away some more.
then they see a mexican and steal his ponchos..
ponchos of pain which by flexing their muscles they magically turn into ponchos of power
then they visit the blacksmith(john) and buy axes and vsomehow end up battling him when the ferret attacks
and kills the blacksmith/ogre
they battle it again and it crawls inside sir
eat-a-lot's leg... which they go to a
doctor(james) who has a sweet indian accent
the doc amputates his one leg but somehow the ferret
gets in the other leg
then he amputates the other leg and the ferret runs
away? well anyway it dissappears
so they ask the doc to join their band of knights and he takes them to the boner cave
then he is eaten by the ferret and the two knights go into the cave and get seperated
Sir poop-a-lot finds a damsel in distress(augie) and
frees her but he also finds the boner king(john) they battle and sir poop-a-lot is injured
and then the boner king rapes the damsel in the back of our mini van
then some random guy, just known as "this guy" (gus) helps them fight some random creature
then Sir eat-a-lot finds them and whips out a can of
gasoline and sets the boner kings boner on fire they beat him and then go see the
king to "get some more troops" (dont kno why though)
the stupid old king(james) accidentally gives them
troops despite the councils' disapproval (a bunch of stuffed animals)
but the king gets shot by the goblins with an
arrow/message and they dont get the troops so they go 'into town' and recruit some people to join their
band of knights
they make recruitment applications and meet
some weird people then those interviews take a while
then it pretty much ends... and its the most random thing ever
But i love it .. every second