Incendiary devices and other stuff that rocks

HOW TO MAKE A MOLOTOV IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN HOME!
A Molotov cocktail (or petrol bomb) is a brilliant
incendiary(burning,flaming,exploding etc) weapon
which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with
flammable liquid, usually gasoline (petrol) or alcohol
(generally methanol or ethanol), the mouth of the bottle
is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung
(rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed
securely around the mouth. The weapon is used by
first soaking the rag in a flammable liquid immediately
prior to using it, lighting the rag and throwing the bottle
at the target. The bottle shatters on impact, spilling the
flammable liquid over the target which is then ignited by
the burning rag.

These are hilariously easy to make.

1. Get bottle.
2. Get alcohol (as stated above)
3. Fill bottle 1/2 way up with alcohol.
4. Cork it.
5. Wipe down the bottle.
6. Soak a rag in [kerosene if possible] or maybe the
leftove alcohol you have, ( leave a tip unsoaked at one
end, about 0.5 inches long, so when you light it it won't
give you first degree burns)
7.Wait for rag to dry before tieing it around the neck of
the bottle.
8. Pick up a lighter/lit taper/matches and have some
good quality (albeit a little weird-smelling) FUN!

WARNING FOR ALL YOU DISASTER PRONE IDIOTS
OUT THERE.

This is VERY dangerous, and if you are american it
may confuse you into killing yourself while you
*attempt* to make one.

Here are the many ways you idiots can go wrong.

1. The main failure is in over-filling the bottle. A full
bottle will not ignite quickly when it breaks on impact
(but has a longer burning potential).
to make it explode faster on impact the bottle is only 1/2
- 2/3 full of mixture.

2. Another common idiocy is not paying attention to
carefully wiping the bottle down to remove all traces of
flammable liquid from the outside of the bottle before
lighting the rag.

3. Another mistake is to (rather stupidly) use the
ignition rag to stopper the bottle. Other difficulties come
with the proper fixing of the stopper in the mouth of the
bottle (it must be airtight to prevent fumes from
escaping).

4. The proper fixing of the rag (use metal wire to
securely fasten it. Also, a short rag is better).

5. The possibility of mishandling after the rag is ignited.

6. The use of inappropriate bottles, such as
short-necked, wide-mouthed, too fragile or too tough.

ENJOY CREATING MASS DESTRUCTION.

* When I say 'in the safety of your own home', it only
counts if
a. You have your own home
b. You are not a compete utter idiot.
c.You have made a bomb in someone elses home at
least twice beforehand.
d. You live at least 5 miles away from me.