Dan Bush

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Jan. 24, 2004 - Dan Bush is back, and he's hotter than ever. As for those of you who know me, you can see from my dazzling picture above that I have gone under massive surgery. Fret not my friends, for I am still totally awesome. I'm the hottest thing since the Marcarena. Let's not kid ourselves, you cannot resist me. When you wake up tomorrow, don't fight yourself. Give into your human lusts, and check back here for the latest on.. Dan Bush.
Jan. 31, 2004 - Say goodbye to "Chad the Chopper" on 83.9 A.M. - "Mo' reggae for the M.O.".. and say hell to Dan Bush, Palientologist/Actor. How it happened is a miraculous, heart-warming story. I was discussing with my agent my not-so-professional love for the awe-inspiring genius known only as Jeff Goldblum. I told him of how I aspired to be either him, or a much hotter him. Then, my agent hit me with the biggest news I may ever receive. His exact words were.. "You know, Dan Bush.. I think I vaguely remember knowing a guy who did some dental work for Jeff Goldblum's niece." Due to time constraints, I will now tell you the end of the story. I met Jeff Goldblum, and we shared a very intimate, one-on-one conversation of his genius role in Jurassic Park 1 & 2. The rest, my friends, is history.

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