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"In a world dominated by toasters, it is nice to know I am deviod."
From Leyhnain of Hu'nithia "Kilthos Adventures"
Conspiracy List
Microwave Rays of Larceny
The Story: Did you know that your microwave is stealing your credit information and forcing other mortals to purchase more microwaves. This war is known as micro-catastrophe and has increased the sales of microwaves tenfold. Microwaves have become a powerful foe! One such ability of the microwave is to cook a burrito so hot that Jesus himself could not eat it. Next, is the suggestion that we are constantly bombarded by microwaves rays and this is proof of the big bang (technically called the "Universal Microwave Radiation Bombardment")...so, why do we continue to use these one minute thieves, when we know there plot? Because of there ability to cook in one minuet flat, but little do people know, that it only takes thirty seconds for today's microwave to steal all your credit info.
How They Do It: How microwaves steal your information is found in the advance mathematical theory known as "adding." By adding a credit card and a microwave you get thievery...how appalling.
Battle Plan: The way to defeat these minstrels of hell is knowledge; know how they victimize you and keep your credit cards safe by keeping them in plastic wrap, the protection of the gods!
Microwave + Credit Card = Thievery
The letter "A" has long been viewed by scholars as just a letter <http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=a>. However, recent archeological evidence has uncovered a deep secret to this letter, a conspiracy so deep that only angelfire can host its fury. What is this fury you ask? To be exact and true to the archeological facts, the letter "a" uncovers a deep ancient early archaic period that caused the formation of personal archetypes; and from this formation of personal archetypes, mental domination of a culture. Every time a person uses the letter A, a new personal archetype forms for the A culture. The A culture was an early agrarian, avuncular, Eskimo style band that used micro blades to ensue fury upon early copper Inuit cultures; and control them by means of linguistic genocide. So to fight back, the copper intuits formed a new letter (A); this letter used magic to form personal archetypes in the A culture; thus making them form lanceted points made from large conglomerate stone, this starving there culture by destroying there tools. Scholars have decided to call them the A culture because copper Inuit's were successful in fighting back using the powers of the letter A. So the next time you use the latter A, understand two things, it causes personal archetypes, and there is one way to protect yourself say: Evan of the youshema, of the highest order, weaken A and its fury.
