Favorite Foods: Chocolate, Angel food cake, ceasar
dressing, butter, cheese, peas, ruffles, pringles, cookie crisp, wait I like
junk food yea that about covers it! But I also like lots a veggies too. BLU
CHEESE ROCKS MY PINK FLAMINGO SOCKS! and blu cheese dressing!
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NEWS!
WasArrested.com
Sheep Molester Steven was
arrested.
Saturday, April 03, 2004
USA, MO (WASARRESTED) -- Steven
Bull, also known as Dumb Ass, is currently being held in custody on his third
animal abuse offense.
"Steven" was captured late last night after farmer
Jim-Bob was awakened by the sound of crying sheep. "These are not just sheep",
said Jim-Bob. "These are my pets; family pets. I love these sheep and to have
them molested like this, by a person other than me, is totally
unacceptable."
Steven Bull was quoted as saying: "But the sheep are so
soft and wooley," immediately before he was put into custody.
The sheep
molester was apprehended on a local farm just outside town.
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Harry Potter! (sucks donkey balls)
I'm obssessed with the
Harry Potter series. No, I don't like Harry. In fact I hate him. Don't ask why
cause I myself do not know.
I have more then three stories but I'm too lazy and will only give you a description of some.
Moody Ferret: Moody turns Malfoy into a ferret. Ginny finds him
after Moody stops bouncing him and takes him in thinking he's just a regular
ferret and confides her secrets to him.
Darkness Follows Me: Darkness
follows me, you teach me the ways of life. Helping the darkness enclose around
me, sheilding me from the light. Voledmort is a fraud but together we will
rule.
Petrificus Totulus: OKAY! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE NOT 17 OR
OLDER!----
Ginny casts a spell on Draco and snogs him, but Draco is
already off of the spell. My my my, what will ensue? M/F, Oral, PWP,
NC-17.
Okay, those are all of my stories, and I will give extra notes
about them.
Save Me: OFFICIALY ON HOLD!
Moody Ferret: Ginny's mind
WILL go straight to shagging but hey, its my story.
Darkness Follows Me:
AU ficlet, Rated R, Blood and Gore, shagging.
Petrificus Totulus: AGAIN!
If you are not 17 or older then PLEASE please do not read this story.
I
like bananas...
Here are the links to the
stories.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1694965/1/ -Save Me
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2117179/1/ -Moody Ferrets
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2154582/1/ -Darkness Follows
Me
http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=38564 -Petrificus Totalus
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NEWS! (I'm being weird in this last one)
Aug. 29th, 2004 @ 08:54 pm
umn...
Current Mood: weird
Current Music: Hair from the hair
soundtrack! Curly frizzy and polka dotted
I know no one will
answer this, cause no one reads it but hey, I can talk to myself
right?
Me: How do I add memorble moment thingys?
Me2: Gee I don't
know, go ask some one else and leave me the h-e-double crutches
alone!
Me3: *is a stupid shadow that repeats what people say, more or
less* YEAH!
Me: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?
Me2: Why, well I am
you.
Me3: YEAH!
Me: Umn...aren't I me? *scratches
head*
Me2: No I'm you.
Me3: YEAH!
Me: Is 'YEAH!' all you
can say?
Me2: Yep, that's all she can say, I think some one must have
dropped you on the head when you were a baby or something.
Me: *interupts
erm....me...* yeah, actaully I fell down the stairs in a walker once, but I only
got a couple of bruises...HEY! I'm not stupid!
Me3: YEAH!
YEAH!
Me&Me2: ERGH! SHUT UP!
Me: Okay, BOTH of you shut up and
let me talk to no one!
How do I put in a memrable moment?
Me2:
Gee, I realy don't know, I mean, you can't even spell it!
Me3:
YEAH!
Me: ARGH!
WELL THERE IS NO MORE
NEWS.....SO...UMN....YEAH....
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