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  • or email: Coolone3000 (the true brain power driving our quest)

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    This site is a gift to the world from soldiers who decided to save all of your helpless asses. All articles/stories here are for the most part made up (unless there's something I didn't know). Their fiction is promised by several government laws about harassment and our opinions are enforced by an old, rusted out M-60 machine gun. Comments about the site, my striking good looks, or the raw coolness we release upon the world are welcome, but keep in mind that if something here offended you or you are the unwitting target of this site, pull the stick from your ass and get back to your support group, crybaby.


    What The... New??
    Thursday, February 10, 2005

  • A Quote To Live By: "Don't sweat the petty stuff, but do pet the sweaty stuff."-Don't Know... Don't Care

  • Wow, it really has been a long time. I have scrapped the "guests" section, since none of my friends like me enough to write for it. It has been replaced with music and movie reviews. I also trashed the "mission" since it has kinda changed from a site dedicated to making EJ's life hell, to more of a site about random things. I have also removed some of my stories. I re-read a few of them and found them totally pointless to have around. I'm working on a site that I can actually be proud of. I want to rework alot of the graphics, as well as add an Air Force section for those of you that want to join up. Check back often, when I get bored enough I will update... and I'm bored alot!

    • Allies in our War Against Bio Terrorism:

    Free Condoms Dot Com
    A valuable allie on the war front.

    Beer Dot Com
    A needed item should a soldier find himself "behind enemy lines".

    Suicide Prevention
    Life can be a sick, donkey-humping disaster if you have a run in with the enemy. Find out what you can do here.

    Playboy Dot Com
    This is a welcome retreat for any soldier who has been fighting the "Trench War" with pics of people they'd rather look at.

    The Death Clock
    You'll wish your time was up after treking the "Hoe She Man Trail".

    The Paper Mart
    Standard issued equiptment should you, unfortunatly, have to engage the bogie in brutal hand to hand combat.