Follow Our Rules, Please!

1. Don't throw up in our house. We will kick you out forever.
2. Only Abbie and Josey may make out or have sexual relations in the apartment. If your name isn't Abbie or Josey, you're not getting any! At least in our house.
3. Sex = Cereal
4. You must masturbate before bed.
5. No tears or anger allowed - we're here to have a good time.
6. No clogging up the toilet allowed.
7. You MUST respect the women of the household.
8. Yes, we have rooms called the palace of love, but you're probably not ever going to enter them so stop fantasising about it!
9. You must love the musical movies "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" and "Cannibal!"
10. Have a beer on Josey!
11. Don't make a mess!!! Or clean up before you leave if you do.
12. No kids, please. Only ages 18 and over allowed.
13. Abbie and Josey reserve the right to ask you to leave at any time.
ALL HOUSEHOLD RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! :o)
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