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The agency
THE AGENCY IS A CLANDENSTINE ORGANISATION TIRELESSLY WORKING TO PRESERVE THE HUMAN RACE STOP ENEMIES OF THE AGENCY [EG BALDING FERRET] ARE BUILDING A SECRET ARMY OF CLONES TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE AS WE KNOW IT STOP THE ENEMY HAS MANY PROJECTS AND SCHEMES ALL OVER THE WORLD TO FUFILL THIS TASK STOP HOWEVER THE MAIN HEADQUARTERS ARE IN TORBAY,DEVON,ENGLAND STOP HE HAS CHOSEN THIS INNOCENT NAÏVE AREA OF THE WORLD BECAUSE OF ITS UNSUSPECTING-SLIGHTLY FISHY-RESIDENTS STOP THE AGENCY ARE PERSERVERING TO SAVE THESE UNKNOWING-OFTEN INBRED-RESIDENTS STOP THE ENEMY HAS ALSO RECENTLY ESTABLISHED A LARGE CLONING FACTORY IN PORTSMOUTH LEADING TO THE TRANSFER OF ONE OF THE TOP AGENTS TO THIS CITY STOP
TOP SECRET INFORMATION
THE AGENCY CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING AGENTS:
UP001-UGLY PANDA[THE BOSS]
PL022-PRETENTIOUS LOBSTER[PROPAGANDA MINISTER]
IR003-IMPROMPTU RACOON[DESTROYER]
DC004-DISORIENTATED CHIMP[ANNOYER]
NP005-NAFF PLATAPUS[DOUBLE AGENT]
DM006-DISGUSTING MACKEREL
MB008-MINGER BABOON
WG009-WHERE FOR ART THOU GREMLIN
GB0010-GREGARIOUS BEAR
X-THE NAMELESS AGENT
VS0012-VOLATILE STOAT[WEAPONS CHIEF]
NB LACK OF RANK 007 DUE TO OBVIOUS SUSPISCION IT WOULD CAUSE
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