Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow...Mark Twain
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
From childhood's hour I have not been as others were, I have not seen as others saw...E A POE
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
What I do today is important, I exchange a day of my life for it! In the 60's ,people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
I've got a Perfect Body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell
Never hold your farts in...they travel up your spine into your brain, and that's where you get crappy ideas from.
