(((As RAW returns from commercial break, the camera's follow as Chris Jericho is shown making his way down the halls, as it appears he is going to the ring to make a speech. Jericho heads into the direction of COACH, and slowly approaches him with a smirk on his face. Jericho swishes he arms at Coach for him to move.)))
JERICHO :"Move along Junior. The King Of The World doesn't have time for you to block his path to the ring."
COACH:"I was just seeing if I can get a few words out of you Chris. About the match between Jeff Hardy, tonight on RAW."
JERICHO:"Listen "COACH," If you want a few words, I'll give you your few words. Tonight RAW is JERICHO! And as it seems Eric Bischoff believes that Chris Jericho doesn't have what it takes to kick some ass on my first night. So he puts me in a lame match with JEFF HARDY, the so called "Risk-Taker." But I'll show Jeff who the real RISK TAKER is tonight."
COACH:"Seeing that this match is booked as a Falls Count Anywhere match, what is your plan to defeat Jeff Hardy, like you said."
JERICHO:"A plan Coach?!? No no no, see tonight, there is no plan for Chris Jericho. That assclown is just going to get the biggest ass-kicking, that the Highlight Of The Night has to offer. For Jeff Hardy, who doesn't understand the simple things in life, that means I will be the one who will covering Jeff Hardy for the 1,2,3 right here tonight. And to justicify this to Eric Bischoff, my only plan is too kick that assclown's ass, and make my pin right in front of Eric Bischoff, and right in his office."
COACH:"If you do indeed defeat Jeff hardy tonight, where are the plans headed after that? Title Shot Wise..."
JERICHO:"As the millions of Jerichoholics out there..."
(((Crowd Boos)))
JERICHO:"They all know that Chris Jericho takes his time on things. Just like i will take my time on Jeff Hardy tonight. And plans for the WWE Championship goes, I will soon, one day be the winner of the title and reign as the Living Legend!"
COACH:"Chris, also tonight Eric Bischoff has put four men, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and Stone Cold Steve Austin in matches after yours. It seems Mr. Bischoff has placed them higher than you in the WWE. Are you ready for a future match with them?
JERICHO:"What kind of question is that? You think The King Of The WORLD can't beat them? Is that what your saying?"
COACH:"Well Chris...not exactly..."
JERICHO:"I can defeat anyone, anywhere, anytime. That's why Coach, i'll soon be the New WWE CHAMPION of the WORLD. If any of them have the balls to face me in a challenge, I'll be right here to accept it. I believe this interview is offically over, JUNIOR!"
(((Jericho looks around, and then shoves Coach into the wall & begins to stomp him down. Jericho walks away and continues toward the stage as the scene goes to commerical.)))
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T3:Rise Of The Machines
WWE Rewind
JIM ROSS:"Welcome back to RAW, ladies and gentleman, just a few moments ago Chris Jericho was given an interviewed by The Coach, and destroyed Coach afterwards.
KING:"J.R. I dont know what is wrong with jericho, but the only Assclown here tonight, is Jericho!"
JIM ROSS:"Let's take a look at the footage shot before the break."
(((FOOTAGE AIRS AS JR/KING TALK)))
KING:"Look at that JR!
JIM ROSS:"I'm looking damnit."
KING:"Poor Coach, Jeff Hardy best watch out, because he is next...TONIGHT!"
(((...The time hits for the legend to make his entrance into the new WWE. The titan-tron lights up with the Y2J Countdown, and flows with the rolling numbers. 5.00,...4.00,... 3.00,... 2.00,... 1.00, ending with the flare of the fireworks, and the music of "Break Down The Walls." As the camera hits the shot of the stage, Chris Jericho stands with his arms flared out. Spinning around, Jericho takes a step and begins to unleash his so called "wicked dance moves." The fans boo, as ASSHOLE chants are heard. Jericho finishes walking down the ramp, and climbs the steps of the ring, and walks along the apron with his arm secured around the ropes. Jericho stares down the crowd, and steps into the ring, as the boos continue. Jericho does another dance, and pulls the microphone from his pocket of his glittered blue pants, and begins to speak.
JERICHO:"After I finally got that assclown to move out of my way, I came here to tell Jeff hardy that tonight wont be a game for him to play. This falls count anywhere match is going to prove that no one, and i mean no one, will never...evvver mess with the Living Legend, CHRIS JERICHO!!!"
(((Fans unleash ASSWHOLE Chants)))
JERICHO:"Just Please Shut the Hell UP!!!"
(((Chants Continue)))
JERICHO:"HARDY! You may be an "Xtreme Risk Taker" wrestler, but all that will get you tonight is a 0-1 record in the WWE, while I reign UNDEFEATED thus far, on my first night on RAW! And all these pathetic fans in this arena can cheer for the FAN FAVORITE, but evil is twice as better as the GOOD! SO I want all of you assclowns in this arena to go aheadf and give me the round of appaulse I so greatfully DESERVE!!!"
(((YOU SUCK Chants Hit)))
JERICHO:"Fine juniors, be that way, but you will see that the only Person who sucks, is Jeff Hardy! And the millions of Jerichoholics watching Live on TV, know that for sure! But to get down to business, tonight you all will see the highlight of the night be victorious, and take things into my own hands. be ready Hardy, or else you will never, evver, be the same again!
JIM ROSS:"Well Jericho seems ready for tonight's FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH, but by-god KING, is Jeff Hardy ready?
((Jericho's theme hits, as Chris drops the mic and hears the boos of the fans stur. The scene fades...))
OOC: Sorry if i broke the rule about beating someone up. But its just the Coach. He looks bad just standing here. That shouldnt hurt me right?? I hope not. Thanks.
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