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A night out with the guys is never boring :) (4/10/04)
Thursday (4/8)
they took my car to the honda dealership to see what was up with the idling system, and they determined it was something in the computer. (my dad and i were like "haha that car has a computer?) haha. well a new computer + labor would cost about $1100, and it turns out my car is worth... maybe $500... which is bs 'cause we all know it's worth like 30 trillion dollars. my dad was like "we can't spend that much money on a car worth that much" and like my mom cried and i'm like ":\ goddamnit poor car" and then the guy calls us back later like a genius and goes "hey i did something something the car idles perfectly" and i'm like "omg lemme have sex with you" and he's like "no thx" and i'm like "plz?" and he's like "wtf no"
so $12^2 dollars later, i drive my car home and i'm like "oommmmgggg yessss!!!!" all jizzing my pants, and the guy didn't change my radio station, see what cd i had in the cd player, take any change, nothin'. they had to take out the passenger seat entirely though. i was wondering where some of that stuff and dissapeared to ^^.
then i take my newly idling car to play bball (jon called me as i was driving) so i went to go play, and i dunked it for the first time ever, the first one was a modest "hey look the ball went in and i hung rim" but the second was like "OMFG ROWDY" and the net was chain so it was all *ka-chhhh* and i'm all swinging like a badass all "roooaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhaflmke". he was like "who would have thought you'd get a call today saying 'come play basketball' and you'd dunk the ball" lol. then went to quizno's for some free food. mmm :).
friday night/saturday morning (4/9-4/10)
12(am): robby was like "the party's here" and i'm like "wtf why didn't you call me earlier?!" and he's like "my bad" and i'm like well there's no way i'm leaving the house at 12:15... hmm...
"daaaaaaaaaad can i go spend the night at my friend's house?"
"ha, your friend's house or ashley's house?"
"haha, my friend's"
"no you're crazy it's past midnight"
"but i'm 18 i don't have a legal curfewwww"
"haha you're crazy *walks out*"
*i im my sister "hey is mom there tell her to come over here"*
"mooooom"
"what?"
"can i spend the night at my friend's house?"
"at this time? it's late!"
"i know pleeeeease"
"at your friend's house, or ashley's?"
"ha i wish, my friend's"
"is your friend ashley?"
"it's robby!"
"are his parents ok with that?"
"yeah sure"
"did you ask your father?"
"yeah he said no so i asked you"
*laughs*
"yeah so go tell him to let me go *^^*"
so yeah and i sped off :)
i get to robby's house and... dante was outside and there were people in an explorer and i'm like "probably shouldn't look in there" and dante's all "what's up, the rest of them are in the house" so i'm like coo and i walk inside and there are some people in there and i'm like "coo, people". we didn't do much for a while, i got hyper fast, robby was like "yeah watch in a couple hours danal's gonna be actin' crazier than all of us" and it was true :D.
we didn't do much for a while, we were listening to music, flipping channels, looking for the "bad boys" dvd but we couldn't find it, so we end up watching bedazzled. people start falling asleep and i'm like "wtf you don't go to sleep at a sleepover" and it was only... maybe 1 o'clock. so the movies over and josh is like "go to my car and get the box of condoms in the trunk" and i'm like "hahaha yes!" so it takes me a good 60 seconds to figure out how to open it, and another 60 to find them, and i go back inside and we're all "mitchell fell asleep like a sucker let's do something to him", so we raid the fridge and find some... salad dressing of some sort, and whoever poured it in poured in an insane amount and we're all "what the fuck!?" but oh well. we put it in the microwave to warm it up and that was good, but nobody wanted to put it on his face so i take it, cut a hole in the tip, and like squirt some on his face, and we all run back into the kitchen laughing, and i throw the thing on the floor. of course we have to do it again, so this time jeremy takes it and tries to put the thing on his face, but it falls and jeremy's all retarded and stuff, and somehow he gets the stuff all over his hands, and he got some on my shirt and he's like "sorry, i got some on your shirt" and i'm like "wtf, man?!" and josh goes "i know you didn't just get shit all over danal's shirt " *giggles remembering the thing* so he takes the condom full of stuff and throws it at jeremy's chest, and it went all over his shirt and his face, and the floor and it made the naaaastiest splooge sound when it hit him, it was amazing. we cleaned up the stuff off the couch (it was all over) and i had to smell it and i almost threw up, i can't stand that smell :\ (i'm still talking about that salad dressing).
we make burgers and there's kool-aid and i'm like "omgomgomg kool-aid" 'cause i love kool-aid but then there's also an empty bottle of hpnotiq (yes, i spelled that right), so i'm like "did you guys spike the kool-aid" and they're like "nah, if we did we'd have drunk it already" proof enough for me, i chugged that kool-aid good.
we all go to robby's room and they're smokin' out and i sit by the window, and eventually go out onto the roof, and i bend over so my head is coming down from the window, so it looks like i'm hanging, and dante's like "holy shit what's danal doing?!" then jeremy looks and he's all "ahh! fuckin' spiderman" lol. there were about 200 burned matches out on the roof. anyways we were playing need for speed and they were all too drunk and/or stoned to know what's going on, but i tried and i did worse than any of 'em :\. ah well. mitchell and the other guy (ramiro, i think) went to sleep downstairs, robby, jeremy, and dante in robby's, and josh and i in the room next to robby's. it's 4 o'clock and josh is like "you hungry?" and i'm like "fuck yes" so we drive out to find a gas station, josh is like "oh man i can't see i forgot my contacts" and i'm like "lol... here take my glasses" so that works, the first gas station we go to is closed, we go to another and that one's good so we go in. we grab some munchies, go pay, josh pays first and goes to wait in his car while i pay, and then the cashier is like "man there was this broad in here a little while ago, i wanted to punch her in her pretty little face" and i'm like "hahaha" and he tells me why but i wasn't paying attention, i was more like "why are you talking to me" and then he's like "lemme see some id" (i was buying lighters) so i'm like k here and he's like "what are you two doing up at 4:30 in the morning?"
"ah you know, chillin"
"haha yup"
so we drive off back to the house and get our munch on in the room and go to sleeeeeep. we wake up at 9 but go back to sleep until 12, josh didn't wanna wake up so i almost took dante home, we went upstairs and he was "get your lazy ass up" lol, so josh took him home and i went home, with the windows down of course, i had to air out.
i'm preeeetty sure that's most of what happened.. hehe
: so danal did u have fun last nite?
LH: haha yeah it was pretty fun
LH: it's so fun being the only sober one
LH: oh man
: i know!
: it is
LH: lmao
LH: :-)
: cuz you remember everything
: and everyone is like wtf
: and u can just laugh
^ that is so true ^^
if i forgot anything, lemme know :)
My fairly uneventful day (that you should read anyway) (3/15/04)
so i wake up at like 1:27 to a call from josh telling me we're gonna play bball. "that's cool", i think, except i have to wake up and put clothes on and stuff. i also have no gas and no money (in my wallet... well i had $7 but what are you gonna get with that) so i run off to the bank to cash my tax return check, that works out nicely, then i go get gas. gas is 1.52 wtf :(. i park at pump 12 and i hear *tap tap tap* apparently i parked under a leak in the roof, which is gay 'cause my car was relatively clean. and dry. so i go inside and put $18 on 12 and i'm like "omg fun size skittles!" so i buy two and eat them driving to bball. i get there and i'm all hyper and i'm like "yeah i had skittles" and robby goes "haha it's gonna run out pretty soon" and it did because they were only fun size :(. so we played a couple games... or one, either way my team lost both because two of the guys on the other team were black compared to our one josh. hehehehehe. and then we played 21 with 5 people and i could have won but robby launched an air ball so the rest of the people came back in and i'm like "Awww". lol. they were calling me the spider 'cause i was all stealing like madness and i was all over the place it was great.
so then i come home, i beat my dad home by like two minutes and he comes upstairs with a little "package", more like a really big and stuffed envelope and i'm like "yayy cool envelope for me" and i see it and it's all MIT and it's all "Mr. Daniel Torres, Jr." and i'm all "cool beans" and my dad's like "what could they be sending you now that they haven't already?" and i'm like "iono" so i bust out the butterfly knife and tear it up and it's a booklet type thing and the front says "welcome to MIT" and i'm like "haha no way" so i'm like "where to flip" and it goes "Congratulations on your admiss-" and i'm like AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and my dad gives me a hug and goes "hahahahahaha" but i accidentally bite his arm and stuff.
so FUCK all them haters who were all "not gonna happen" in your FACE!! wow i'm all hyper and stuff dude MIT it still hasn't really hit me. yeah all that "it's so far away" stuff hasn't really hit me yet either so... looking forward to that.
hahahahahahahah!!!!!
sucks for my sister my dad's all "yeah so now you have to go to a good college and not live off some guy and blah blah" and i'm like haha my bad.
: dude... thats like, the genius
breeding school
: thats one hard ass college to get
into
Renzokuken LH: apparently not if i got in
Renzokuken LH: hehehehehehe
Renzokuken LH: :P:P
:my ass
:lol
: then you can go back and have that
teacher fired who gave u detention
skittles!
Another not-dissapointing math team trip(3/6/04)
if there were ever a time that i was so happy i could cry... dude right now
friday morning i go to a couple classes, i get to miss the rest to go to this math competition in la joya. i'd been counting down the hours all week (starting at 168 :P) so 10am friday morning i'm like yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss 5-6 hour bus ride with ashley (i love bus rides) and then we get to chill in some strange place wandering around fucking around in the motel rooms! we have a little pillow fight, play a little football, go out to eat and such. (guy and i (the guy's name is guy) were competing for 4th spot on the district team for number sense, and he jammed his finger like a sucker, advantage: me). we come back and we're supposed to "practice" for 3.5 hours, which is bs haha yeah right. so we pretend like we're practicing and such, and mr potter and jennings won't get off my nuts because they really don't trust me with ashley (well maybe, but not much so every 3 minutes one of them would check up, and there were 3 other people in the room so...). i didn't get to spend as much time with ashley (alone) as i'd hoped, and i was kinda dissapointed.
10:30, we're all in our rooms, i go shower, come out, and eventually we all "go to bed". it's 12:00 and none of us are really falling asleep, so we're like "hey let's fuck around a bit," and there wasn't much to fuck up really, so we had to use a little ingenuity. we took so many pictures of things, messed shit up, flipped on/between beds, it was badass. it was about 2, and we planned on waking up at 4, so we're like "shit." i set my phone alarm for 3:49, and apparently it actually rang, and i (in my sleep, somehow) rolled over and turned it off, mike heard it, but nobody got up so we all fell back asleep. i woke up at 6 to amar's pounding the door :P. i leave and go to ashley's room, it's only about 5 minutes before mr potter and jennings are up in there, and when there's one girl on the trip, guys are bound to follow. :(. especially when the dress she's wearing is like 7 inches above the knees. ... so we go to whataburger for breakfast (i so don't eat breakfast, ever), come back, get on the bus, and ride off to the school.
mr potter conned me into taking all 5 tests (as opposed to my normal, laid back 3). 5 tests, comp sci (my best of the subjects) was last, so come time for comp sci i had a headache, and i was tired of thinking and taking tests, and i was so sure i did horribly horrible on the test, and i was kinda mad, but so relieved that it was over. we walk about a mile to the mcdonalds (a mcdonalds we went to last year, march 1 2003 :P). we eat and stuff, walk back, and mike and elias picked up these long sticks from the grass and were playing with them and kept them. we get back to the school, and i look on the table and there are more trophy boxes, and i'm like "yaaay i hope some are for me" (i had already gotten a 3rd for number sense) so on the top of the pile there's a "1st Computer Science" and i'm like "wow someone from our school" so i ask mr potter "who's is this?" and he goes "it's yours" and i'm like "hahahahaha no way" i didn't believe him but yeah it was ^^. and i got 3rd place math, too, which was cool considering it was the test i'd spaced out most on, what with ashley's ever-so-short dress and such.
(haha mr jennings/potter said since i was the cutest guy on the math team, i should wear some tight biker shorts and a tight leather shirt, to distract the gay guys not distracted by ashley. haha they were all going into my "natural hispanic good looks" and something about my eyes, i don't remember i was too busy laughing.)
well o'connor only got first place team in comp sci :( but mr potter got first place himself in all the teacher events, haha. represent. we got third place sweepstakes, and considering our team had 11 people (1st had 40something, 2nd had 30something), wasn't too bad.
bus ride home (yaaay) well ashley was sitting with me, and i guess mr potter felt that "hand checks" weren't sufficient enough for them to be assured that we weren't "doing anything", so they sat in the back for the rest of the trip, i was getting mad because they weren't going away :\ can't think of too much that happened on the bus ride... hahaha i'm ashley's "snuggle piggle" :\
so we get home and amar busts out the football and i wanted to throw the ball around, and ashley was my ride home and she was like "you can go play football" and i'm like *gets all excited* "really?!" hahaha such a little kid, so i went to go play for a little bit, and left to uhh.. book shopping. yes and then umm... book shopping then... book shopping is hella fun we should do it more often, and then she took me home and i'm like "nooo i lost my wallet" and i'm all bleh 'cause i didn't wanna make ashley drive all the way back to school because i was retarded and lost my wallet :\. i take my stuff inside and go back to her car and she's like "oh here it is" it was all up under the seat, it had happened before, too, so i'm like "haha wtf" and so then she left :(
i'm soooooooooooooo incredibly exhausted, but i've never been this happy in a while, (not that i'm always depressed but wow if you could see the smile on my face ^^) and i'm sore and tired and weee i'm gonna pass out right here.
i can still feel her hugging me
2:01am
edit: ashley and i climbed up on this... platform thing, you know the kind you'll see the band conductor standing on, the really tall metal thing, well we were up there for about 45 minutes enjoying the breeze, and the second we get down a cop drives up and goes "what were you all doing?" and this cop has this look like "you fucking adolescents with no respect for anyone, i hate you all roooaaarrgh" and we're like "..." and i go "enjoying the view" and he's all "don't get back up there again" and we're like "ha ok" and he drives off and i'm like sweet, nothing like an encounter with the po to get the adrenaline flowing
oh and i said something about guy and i competing over the 4th spot on the number sense team, mr potter was like "daniel you got a 160something" and i'm like "cool" then reluctantly i'm like "... what did guy get?" and he goes "guy didn't break 100" and i'm like "hahahahaha in his eye!" punk bitch he was talking shit :P
My first d-hall ever!! *sniff* I'm so proud of myself (3/4/04)
so we're in 4th period, everyone in the class is talking (as usual) but mrs woodfill (biased against cs3) yells at all of us in the back to sit down. we eventually sit down, me, elias, and josh, all sit next to each other, in that order, and we're actually doing work, josh is working on his fishsim, and elias and i are getting started on our projects. innocent, right? of course we're gonna be talking, josh is asking elias questions about his program, and i mean really, who else is he gonna ask? mrs woodfill never pays attention to anyone, and there were like 8 kids up at her desk. so she's being barraged by retarded kids' questions, the other 18 or so kids are on the computers doing NOT work, there were at least 6 playing doom. i realize that i need those ap slips (to pay the deposit and stuff), so i walk up to her desk, and on the trip she goes "you three, out in the hall, now" and i'm like "what the hell are you talking about? i'm right here" and she goes "i don't wanna hear it, out"
so out in the hall we go, laughing, josh asks to take a chair and she goes "no chairs!" so fine, we go outside, and we're like "this is retarded" and i thought "i don't see how this is productive, and teachers are gonna walk by harassing us for passes" and some other reason for why it was retarded, so we "sneak" (i put it in quote because it doesn't take much to fool mrs woodfill) into the room from the back, giggling even, and we sit in the back all quietly, and i go "hey, when she leaves to go check on us, we'll run back to our seats." so about 15 minutes of neglect later, we hear a door slam, josh looks up and mrs woodfill's gone, so we run to our seats like geniuses, and start working as if we'd been there the whole time. she comes back in and says (to herself i guess) "oh, they wanna play games? i don't play those games" and she busts out what i assume are referrals, and she goes (as if taunting us) "one... two... three..."
so the three of us are working (again - it's not like we weren't the first time) and she goes
"josh, where were you when i sent you out into the hall?"
"i went to the bathroom"
*mrs woodfill holds out referral*
"daniel, where were you when i sent you out into the hall?"
*points to the back of the room*
*holds out referral*
"elias, where were-"
"i'll take his"
lol josh was trying to say we were helping him in the bathroom, but i was like "haha nah"
so we go to the vp's office and we're like yeah we got written up, and they take us back one at a time to hear our stories, i got mrs bridges and i'm like "haha she's never seen me before in my life, she can't hate me" and yeah she's like "well you've never been here before" kinda taking my side, but i still have a valid point to get across BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET ME TELL MY DAMN STORYYYY. it was a damn good story because it was the truth and it was irrational for mrs woodfill to just throw referrals at us like that.
i told her how standing in the hall for 15 minutes was retarded:
mrs b-"so... you're a senior?"
"yeah.."
*she circles "12" on the referral* so as a senior, what should you have done?"
"stayed out in the hall?"
"there ya go"
"but that doesn't make any sense!"
"yes but there are different ways you could have handled that that would have kept you out of trouble"
"listen to my-"
"regardless, i'm giving you d-hall, what day is good for you?"
so i get one d-hall, elias gets two (lol poor guy), i'm not sure what josh got.
apparently she had been pissed off at period 2 ealier, and her rage carried over
she kept insisting that people were "testing", but there were maybe 3 people at their desks, and it didn't look like any of them even had paper out.
while we were in the vp's, mr stone (our (elias and i) 5th period teacher) walks by and sees us like "what the hell?" so as soon as 5th period starts, he's like "story" so elias and i walk up there and i'm about to tell the story, but before i could there was like 10 people up at the desk, someone heard "written up" and they see elias and i up there and they're going "what the hell, YOU two got written up?" and we're like "haha yeah" and they're like "whaaaaaat", lmfao, see, even the thought of us two getting written up is ridiculous. so i tell the story and everyone's like hahahaha and i'm like "man i kno"
and then 6th period mr jennings is like "story" and mr stone walks by again like "Wtf" and we're like haha. so we tell him the story and he so knows i'm right about everything, but he's like "still, we can't have two of the best people on math team be kicked out because of something stupid so you all have to do some serious ass snorkling" (i was like wtf ass snorkling :\)
and i was so gonna write an awesome letter to the administrators about how much bs this is, and i could probably find enough stuff to get her fired but "that would be mean" haha. i'd like to see what happens next time she sees us.
Another crazy concoction from my braaaaaaaain :P (2/23/04)
so the dream starts out, i'm sitting in upstairs j, i don't know what i was doing there, and it certainly wasn't a normal day of school, there were kids walking about and stuff, i'm guessing it's like a carnival there at school. (let's assume :)). i'm sitting at the end of the building, leaning against the wall, then i get up out of boredness to look out the window. i saw robby and i'm like *knock knock* "robby!" but he couldn't hear me, and i'm like "Aww." so i sit back down, and i see ryne sitting against a door halfway down the hall, and he's shooting up heroin, and i'm like "oooooooook this is weird..." i stay sitting there, and this huge guy comes out of a door right across from where ryne is sitting, he gets up and the guy hands him some weed, and money, and this doesn't surprise me. the guy goes back in and ryne comes down my side of the hall (the back side, facing the portables) and goes "i need you to take this to robby, he's right there-" "i know where he's at" so i gladly accept this new delivery challenge, and as i'm walking downstairs, i see these... people. they're all agent smiths. i'm like "oh shit wtf is this," but i keep walking, and i'm panicking trying to stuff this weed in my pocket (a ziplock bag, 2 other little clear bags, and something in yellow), and i finally get it all in before i reach the door, then two smiths run out from inside past me to the outside, and as i open the door, there's a group of 5 walking by, and i couldn't go back in or i'd look suspicious (although there's already this huge bulge in my pants). they have these crazy ass lookin' rottweilers, and i'm like "well they're not gonna bite me..." and then they start sniffing and i'm like "OMG" and i run around the building, luckily those suckers weren't paying attention. i walk to where robby is, but for some reason i walk way too far, and i look back and robby's walking back toward me to meet me halfway. he's like "haha you walked right past me" and i go "haha here's your..." i had dropped the weed, but i turn around and it was there on the ground. i picked it up, and didn't really have any time to get it back in my pocket (kids walking around, about 20 agent smiths), so i stuffed it under my shirt and we ran into the nearest building (h). we go through the back and we're alright, but some lady from upstairs sees us and goes "hey what are you all doing?" and we're like "uhh... uhh?" because it's not normal for a random teacher to just ask... but then i thought about it and the way i was holding my shirt, it looked like i had just been shot, and i was slouching over a little bit, so we're like "no time, run" she starts to chase (she's fat, gets nowhere) and i lose about 10 seconds memory of dream. we end up in the back of k, (now it's getting dark), still walking, not knowing what to do. we're still looking quite suspicious, and mrs woodfill and mrs gann are in the hall, we try to speedwalk by them, but mrs woodfill grabs my arm and goes "what do you have in your shirt?" (this goes back to the "what do you have in your pockets thing with the knife" (real life)), i jerk myself free and robby and i jet out of the building. i go "shit" and robby goes "i got it," i had dropped some weed, and mrs woodfill saw it, so we have maybe 1 minute before every person with authority is out looking for us. we're both like "shit shit shit" and i go "hey robby let's put it in your locker!" and he's like "good idea... but i forgot the combo... good thing mrs keeps a list. we run to upstairs g, and burst into her classroom, and just ruffle through her papers and she goes "what...?" and we're like "haha don't worry about it" 14-3-1. (is that anyone's combo in real life? that would be cool). anyways we run back down the stairs (we use the ones currently under construction), we don't even run, we jump off, we go downstairs g, and run to his locker, and he's panicking to get his combo in, but he does, and we dump the stuff off. close the locker and run. and that was the end of that one, hehe.
Two competitions in two days!! (2/21/04)
JETS (2/20)
friday i got to miss school for jets (junior engineering technical society), but i had to wake up at 5 :(. it was ok though, but rides are always fun (even if ashley wasn't going :(). there were 10 topics we had to split up amongst 8 members of our team, i got "hydrostatic bearing." mr potter was nice and did some research for all of us, except for mine he found nothing :(. so i was kinda screwed, but it wasn't toooo hard, i answered 7 of my 10 questions. our team got second place overall :). the bus ride home was cool, the bus driver was all gay and driving slowly, so amar made a sign that said "flick me off",(here's successes one and two), and we held it against the back window of the bus trying to get people to flip us off for fun. hehe we got about 5 people, some just waved, and others shook their head in disgust. one person wouldn't do it 'cause i was gonna take a picture, and he was pointing at it like "nuh uh", lol. so we got back to school during 8th period and ashley was there, and i was like "yay!", even if we had to load computers into mrs woodfill's van. after that ashley had to drop two guys off, and i followed her, just for the hell of it. after that she called me and i went to her house, i was gonna take pictures of her for this art project she has to do, but when we left it was already dark, so we just hung out at the park for a bit. i'm starting to really love that park. got a little dirty but that's ok ;)
TCEA (2/21)
this morning was TCEA, programming contest, i had to wake up at 7. that was especially bad, since two nights ago i had 4 hours of sleep, and last night i got 5. so i drove to clark and got there pretty fast, helped get computers set up and such. ashley kept saying how much she wanted to beat matt's team, 'cause matt's an arrogant jerk (my words, not hers), so my goal for the afternoon was to beat their team, not because of mere competition (though i can be quite competitive), but because i wanted to see ashley happy. and of course elias and i had been going "oh yeah we're gonna own" and such, and everyone was all "you're gonna fuck up for being so arrogant" so we're like "haha nahhhhh". well we didn't do badly... we just didn't win :\(4th place). and the only reason we didn't win was because of this stupid... pre-comp sci 1 error, i used an int instead of a double, i don't know how the hell how... so i was feeling really bad for a bit... well maybe not bad, but seriously dissapointed. oh well, it was fun while it happened. after that, ashley came over to my house, and we were on the bed, and i've always been like "it would be nice to sleep together" (literally, sleep), and it just kinda happened, we both fell asleep. hehe it was really nice to wake up with a beautiful girl in your arms. even though it freaked me out 'cause i didn't remember falling asleep, haha. anyways, it was a fun two days, and there's still sunday left!
lol what an eventful normal day at school (2/19/04)
fun end to a 3 day week
monday we had off, and friday i've got this JETS thing i gotta wake up at 5 for :( but i get to miss school :). so i'm driving to school... well that's not important. 1st period i had to get the school business form signed, but mrs shaeffer is all rules nazi and goes "there's no principal's signature" so she refuses to sign it, so i get the rest of my teachers to sign it, THEN get mr potter's signature on it, and i take it back and she almost makes me late to calculus, saying mr potter isn't an administrator and whatnot. bia biaaa... anyways second period (stats) test seemed pretty easy, english boring. comp sci! when is that class NOT fun? so anyways this guy had some firecracker type thing, you throw at the ground, they pop. but they're not those little white ones, they're gray and... well louder... and they spark. so josh is all "hehe let's go to the bathroom and explode it," and of course no one's paying attention worth a shit to what we (like... two worst kids in the class) are doing. so we go and josh throws it at the ground and nothing happened. booo, we find it and he throws it harder, BAM! not only was it loud as hell, but it echoed, and sparked, and smelled like smoke :). it smelled up the whole bathroom fast, so i'm like "do de do" and we walk out the bathroom and 3 feet back to mrs woodfill's room.
12:10 comes around, scott's gonna fight this guy, and word has it that he (ryan) (possibly) fights dirty (knifes etc), and doesn't fight one on one, he's gotta have some friends backing him up. so scott tells josh to back him up in case ryan's friends jump in, and josh tells me, so i'll be there too. josh leaves (12:10) and no one notices, so it's good, and he goes to meet up with some people that are also going. it's a couple minutes before class gets out, and no one's paying attention anyway, so i leave. i meet josh and the bell rings, and our friend comes out so we walk upstairs g. we're "talking" about basketball, waiting for scott to come up. i saw at least 8 of our friends there, so scott was nicely backed up, but hopefully he wouldn't need a single person. then scott walks into the building all looking badass, doesn't say a word, no expression on his face, ready to explode on some biatch, and i didn't know the guy he was looking for, and there are people in my way, all i saw (and heard) was ryan fly up against the lockers. story as told by scott:
i walked in
passed jj and everyone else
i was focused on ryan
i walked too him
he had friends on both sides
he called me a bitch or somthin
he went back like he was gunna hit me
i swung with a right and missed
then a left hook to the jaw
he tryed to hit me
and i grabbed his head and took him down
i put him in a head lock
and beat the shit out of him
the end
and of course, 5 seconds into the fight you have some lady teachers going "hey! hey! hey! stop that! break it up! st.. stop!! if you keep fighting you're going to get arrested!" and it was kinda sad becuase honestly, what are women teachers gonna do, i mean they're not gonna throw down and get in the brawl, all they can do is scream, but eventually this guy came up and tried to break it up, and did after a bit, and ryan was all pissed off (because apparently he didn't get any good hits in, and wanted more) and was like "what, motherfucker!?" adrenaline rush for me even though i was only watching, but yeah go scott woo!
lunch time, i had to go do recycling and call caltech 'cause they were all gay and didn't get my thingy, so i went out to the parking lot to see what was up, then came back and got in line for lunch. i'm standing there peacefully, minding my own business, and then i feel someone pinch my ass, and i'm like "w...." and i turn around and these two chicks are like "dum de dum" and i'm like ".. ok..." so about 10 seconds later they do it again and i go "what...?" and they're like "hehehe" and i'm thinking someone's gonna die 'cause having your ass tickled by strangers is... it speaks for itself. and then this guy with them starts rubbing up on me and i already know he's doing it on purpose so i laugh, and then he hugs me from behind and i'm like "what's goin' on homie?" and he's like "man you're all sweaty... let's hug later" and i'm like "ok." (i was sweaty 'cause i was like, running, and it was hot outside, but not like "omg hardcore you could see through my shirt" sweaty) i should have slapped his ass. i can slap ass harder than anyone, i almost made this 6'4 240lb guy cry once (yeah and i'm proud of it). so that was that.
i could have sworn more happened today... ah well you're all probably tired of reading :P laters.
Quite an eventful few days :) (three updates in one!)(2/14/04)(Happy Valentine's Day!!)
It's been three years! (2/11)
(oh and in case you missed the profile, it's been three years since i've lived in SA, :))
about a month ago my friend bishop (friend from cali) was like "hey i'll be driving through there next month, what's your address i'll go visit you". at first i didn't believe him, but then last week he asked again and i'm like "whoa maybe he's serious." haha yeah he was. he called me at about 9 (i was in the shower, and for some reason i had my phone in there so i'm like awwww and i pick it up all wet :\) and he's like "i'm on i-10 and i'm lost, i dunno where the fuck i'm going, i'm on this one way street going the wrong way". haha, he also said that the road he was supposed to take was closed. so i drive out there and get on i-10, and i call him and ask
"what exit are you at?"
"umm 583"
"shit! i'm at 553!"
so we say "let's meet up at the middle", we choose 572. i pass 570, and i-10 gets all crazy with i-35, and the exits go to like... 120, 121, and i figured they'd get back to 571, and i was almost right, it went to 573. "damnit." i turned around, and i see the exit for 572, and i pull over and call. i forgot what happened, but i... passed it? and there was nowhere to turn around, i think i turned into this airforce base, i drove a mile before i could turn around. i take an exit i'm not supposed to, and the road doesn't look like it's going anywhere, so i reverse for about half a mile, and get back on whatever road it was i'm on. we take 10 minutes trying to figure out where we're at, we know we're within a mile of each other. so i'm like "fuck this, you know what? just go west, and we'll meet up at exit... 569." i get off, and he calls and goes "hey it took me out to 568, meet me there" so i go, and we went opposite directions. "567" one of us misses a turn. "566!" i don't remember what happened there. then he calls and goes "alright, 565C! vance jackson, and there's a gas station!" so i'm like "sounds good" and i pull up to the gas station and there he is, after maybe an hour of driving. so that was crazy, we went home and talked for a bit, watched requiem for a dream (crazy movie), and went to bed at about 2. we woke up and played hacky sack for a bit (we always used to play hacky sack :P), and then i left off to school and he went to cali. it was crazy seeing him again, lol.
Friday the 13th? ha! (2/13)
superstitions can kiss my ass! anyways... :P. so the night before that, i was out shopping with my sister, and i'm like "hmm what can i do with a rose" and then i thought of that genius plan (i think i thought of it before... i don't remember). so i was looking for a rose and i'm all "i have to get the best one" so i'm looking around and i get one. my sister wanted to look at stuff and i'm like "dude hurry up i have to get this rose home" and she's like "haha you're such a loser, wait 'til i tell ashley" i'm about to pay, and there's another place with roses, and i'm like "hey iris go see if there's a better one in there." she said no so i got that one. and then i sped home :).
oh so here was the thing, ashley's second period is comp sci with mrs woodfill, and you know, i'm cool with mrs woodfill, and i conveniently remembered that she doesn't have a first period, so i went in early before school. at first i was just gonna write "happy valentine's day, ashley" but then i remembered how she said asking her to be my valentine would be corny, so i wrote that.
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my handwriting is especially crap on a board, and i was in a hurry :\. i didn't see her before second period like a usually do, but after 2nd i did, and she gave me a hug :) (glasses so get in the way) so it worked out nicely, nobody messed with it and she got the message :P. (oh btw she never answered my question ^^)
but after school i got a kiss on the cheek so i guess that's all good :P
later that day i decided to drive around, i was really bored, so i drove off to the mall to see if i could find anything else to get ashley (there's no such thing as too many presents ^^). oh i got a really nice parking, i thought "friday 13th my ass." then i remembered that a loooong time ago, i went to the heb on i-10 and wurzbach, and they had rose petals, and i thought "hey that would be nice", i wanted to do something "romantic" with them. i went and they didn't have any (that i saw) and i was like "damnit all to hell". i was going home, and i saw the heb on de zavala, and i'm like "wouldn't hurt to try", i got the only one there :). i had a few ideas on what to do with them, but i thought they'd be more of a pain to clean up than they'd be all... sweet-like :P. next time ^^.
so then josh calls after i get home for us to go over to his apartment, so we can do stuff. we wanted to shoot m-80s out of a paintball gun, but we never got around to that. we went to side pocket to shot some pool. it was my turn, and my mom called, and i didn't want to make them wait forever, so i had the phone in one hand and my stick in the other, and i was gonna shoot with one hand, and josh (my teammate) put his hand down on the table as a bridge for me, and i'm like "haha, ok" so i use it, and from all the way across the table i make one straight in, and i'm like "oh!!" right into the phone, it was awesome. i tried again and barely missed, hehe.
but before that, i had left my stick in the car, and i went out to get it and i'm like "coo it's raining" but then... they were like little pieces of ice?! i haven't seen snow in 14 years, so i really couldn't tell you whether or not it was snow, but i sure as hell was freaking out. my sister even cried :\. i took some ice/snow from my car and launched it, it was freaking amazing. i couldn't believe it, it's like... seeing a black person for the first time at age 15. (i swear i read a story, or something).
Valentine's Day! (2/14)
i drove by ashley's house at around 12:30(am) and called my sister like
"is ashley online?"
"uhh... no"
"go to my computer and tell me when she got off"
"uhh... 11:30"
"shit! that's over an hour ago!"
i was gonna throw ice/snow chunks at her window to and be the first to tell her "happy valentine's day", hehe. oh well ^^.
it was 3am and i started getting ashley's stuff ready for later, and i wanted to write the letter out (i typed a letter (most of it) over a month ago), and since i couldn't wait to ask her to prom on valentine's day, i figured i should save the really long letter. it took me almost 2 hours, but that's probably because i kept thinking it wasn't good enough. i got that done, and some other stuff at around 5, and i'm like "shit, i have to wake up in an hour for the math competition." mr potter predicted it might be cancelled due to inclement weather, and i was holding onto that assumption, because there's no way i'd be able to function on 30 minutes of sleep. i wake up, tiiiiiiiiired, i think i told off my mom, i don't remember :\, and i'm getting ready, i just finish writing down directions, and someone calls me, and it's a chick's voice and i'm like "wha?", but it's mrs jennings saying the contest is off, and i'm like yesssssss! i'm about to call ashley, my finger is going towards the "talk" button, then my phone starts vibrating, lol. so we got to sleep in :).
later i wanted to do something with ashley, so we went to see "50 first dates." lol some funny stuff in there. we saw john and meagan there, i had this strong feeling we'd meet someone we knew, and i was right, haha. so after that she was taking me home and i'm like "no way we have to do something else" 'cause i dunno, 2 hours with her isn't enough ^^. she turned around and we went to this park/playground, it was a little cold but we kept each other warm, tehehe. that was especially fun, ooh and i got to push her on the swing, aww it was nice, i wanted it to last forever (well not the swing part, necessarily, the whole time we were there :P). i'm missing her already, hopefully we'll do something else this three-day weekend.
march 6th!
AMC stands for "Anal Masturbation? Cool!" (2/10/04)
lol wtf, actually there's a little story behind "anal masturbation"
bubbling sure does suck :\. we had the AMC (american mathematics competition) today, during 1st-3rd periods :). there's a lot of bubbling on that answer sheet, i wouldn't be surprised if i missed something, i almost skipped "gender". i was more nervous about the bubbling than i was about the damn test itself. ah well. we get 75 minutes to take the test, there's 25 problems, and i love it 'cause it's mostly logic, and i'm like logic master ^^.
before the test we were munching on stuff, and this guy we don't like took amar's calculator, and amar jacked his answer sheet and crumpled it up, threw it across the room, and then i backhanded it and it landed on the floor, and we're cracking up 'cause pang (the guy) just got owned. not much else really happened, ashley gave me some scratch paper and i'm like "i don't want it!" 'cause i never use scratch paper on anything, it's like tradition i guess. i was gonna make it an airplane but i figured i'd write her a letter when i was done.
so the test starts and i'm like "yaaaaay fun easy." i was proud of myself for getting some of those crazy problems right. so 10 minutes are left, i answered 16/25 (tied for most of anyone, i think), and i figured i wasn't gonna answer any more so i wrote my little letter to ashley. time was up and mr potter went to go scan our tests to see what we got, and i was all nervous and not wanting to look at the answer key to see what i got wrong. so after 5 minutes of nerve wracking anticipation, he comes back and we're all "ooh ooh," so 20 tests later he gets to mine and he's all "94.5". you need 100 to qualify for the AIME, the next test, and if i would have gotten one less question wrong, i would have qualified. right? i was gonna let it slide, and take it like a man, a whiny man, but the more i thought about it, the more bullshit it was that i missed 4, so i ask him for my test and i count it like 10 times, i only missed 3. so i ask him to look over it again and i'm like "i only missed 3" and he's like "right" and i'm like "... 3..." and he goes "... oh, *scribble* 100.5, cool another qualifier" and i'm like "yeeeeeeeeeeeees bitch!" (i didn't say "bitch", but i sure was thinking it). in total there were three people that qualified, and i was the lowest of the three, but that's fine since there were like... 60-80 people taking the thing. wee! so now when teachers tell me i better have done well if i was gonna skip their class, i can say yes, yes i did. :).
valentine's day is 4 days away... crap :\
Teachers are evil teenagers at heart(2/9/04)
which one is real?
after school we had practice for the AMC test going on tomorrow (i get to miss 1st-3rd periods!). we were all going to order pizza, we were stoked 'cause mr. potter had this "one topping pizza $5.50" deal from pizza hut. so we're like "hey that's a nice deal". it's about 3:30 (i don't have an 8th period, and practice started after 8th), and mr potter goes "maybe i should order the pizza now." good idea. he comes back and goes "the lady on the phone gave me smack about them not knowing what kind of deal i was talking about, and i assured them i had a flyer, but when i looked at the flyer again *shows us flyer*" it was from domino's! and the lady "demanded" to see the flyer. so we're like "haha, what now?" he gives us the paper and says "you have... 20 minutes to turn this into a pizza hut flyer" and we're like "hahaha are you serious!?" holy shit he was :D. so with my nifty forgery and fast-typing skillz, ms word, google, and amar's phone skills, we busted out a brand new authentically fake looking flyer. (hey, ours looks better than the professional domino's one). we couldn't find a general manager for the pizza hut, so i go "hey i'll drive over there and look at the window, they always have it on the window" and mr potter goes "or you could call." i'm not a big fan of talking on the phone, so i give amar my phone and he calls and asks "who's your general manager?" they tell him, no questions asked, and i type his name. domino's has that list of side items on its list, and instead of making a nice 5-item list for pizza hut, we just write "breadsticks". you had to be there, it was the craziest thing in the world. so we have this nice looking flyer, and print it out on a convincing pizza hut-y yellow colored paper. (actually they made it pink :\). amar and brandon wait outside for the pizza guy, but brandon has to leave, so he comes in and gets me to go wait outside with amar. we're out there for like 20 minutes and still no pizza guy. i told amar to have the flyer in his pocket, and to only show it to the guy if he asked for it. genius :). i give amar my phone again, and he calls pizza hut, and asked "yeah we ordered pizzas about 40 minutes ago, they were supposed to be delivered to o'connor high school" i dunno what the person said, but then he goes "yeah... so... what's the status on those pizzas?" and i go "hey he's right there!" and amar goes "he's here bye*click*". haha. the guy kinda looks like a bum with long hair and such, and he goes "you all from J112?" and we're like "yup". we walk off with 6 pizzas. flawless :D. even if he would have asked for the flyer, we had it, and we had excuses upon excuses, and excuses for those excuses, there's no way we would have gotten busted. mr potter's badass :).
a wonderful night for dreaming :)(2/8/04)
(these dreams aren't necessarily in order)
well the first one wasn't too great, but it was fun, we were playing football, and we had a whole lot of people, and footballs, so we were just throwing the ball around. come to think of it, nothing really happened, i think it eventually turned into a video game... yeah and then i intercepted the ball and ran in for a touchdown. we had a punter that could kick the ball 200 yards. so that was the end of that one.
in another one, i was... in a hotel, i was lost and asking for directions, but it was like... a hotel where they were filming a tv show, like the real world or something, but everyone was all psycho-depressed, i'd be all "where's (place)?" and they're like "why... we're all going to die anyway..." and then there were people slitting their wrists and ODing on pills and i was looking through medicine cabinets and there were empty bottles of stuff... it was freaking scary :\
there was this one where i'm at school, and for some reason, we're decorating our pants. i would like to stress the weirdness of the fact that i'm decorating my pants. you know those dreams where you have to run, and no matter how hard you try, your legs just won't move? well i had my butterfly knife to cut stuff out, and i had it out on the floor 'cause no teachers or narcs were walking about, so i'm having fun decorating my pants (i know, wtf, and i was putting flowers on it) and mrs. strong comes by and goes "what are you making?" and i'm freaking out because no matter how i try, i can't get the knife under my leg, i even cut myself trying to jam it under there. so i can never completely conceal it, there's always part of it sticking out. i just give up and leave it out there. she bends over and goes "what is this?!" and i'm like "... knife" and she's all "this isn't yours!" and i'm thinking what the hell...
"dude yeah it is"
"no it isn't! it's mine! where'd you buy it!?"
"my friend bought it for me!"
"liar!!!"
so then some other teachers heard the screaming and came over and asked what was up, and then somehow there was this big conspiracy about her having a butterfly knife, maybe she killed someone with it? i dunno but it was all over school so fast, on the news, newspapers, everywhere, and i was like "badass" 'cause no one paid attention to the fact that i had an illegal knife at school.
i had a dream with ashley in it, we were in my car making out... lol well not "making out" but you know. *leaves part of it out*. it was nice, and the only reason i bring it up is because i don't have many dreams like that... actually i can't remember any. so yeah ^^
in a similar dream, ashley and i were sitting in my car, we were outside of a hotel, she was probably waiting for me to make a move, i'm shy like that, and then there's a tap on the window and i'm like "*gasp* stupid po" and we roll down the window and it's mr jennings, and i'm like "aww stupid mr jennings" and he goes "are you two gonna get it on or what? the bus is about to leave" and we laugh and he leaves. nothing happened in this one, sorry :P.
ok i saved the best one for last (i think). i belonged to a family no one liked, in a rural town that was pretty hick (aren't they all). i'm guessing it was in california, a gold rush was going on, and everyone was out hunting for gold. i was with my friend, and a little girl. (i have no idea what the significance of the little girl was, she was maybe 8 years old). one day we were walking down the street with our gardening hoes, (the tool used in gardening, not sluts that have a side job in gardening), and we're confronted by a group of like 12 kids. they're all out to kick our ass. now that i think about it, i had premonitions in the dream, the first was of us getting our asses kicked, and another of me decapitating someone with my hoe. the kids all had rocks that i assume they wished to pelt us with, and we had hoes, so we weren't completely defenseless. the short fat kid with attitude tried to start talking shit, and stepped up as if to say "you got nothing with those hoes." that's when i had the decapitating premonition, and i decided to follow that one and not the "we're getting killed" one. i swung once, and missed, and then again, i hit him in the head, but it didn't phase him. third time i twirled it 360 and then hit him, he was on the ground pretty fast. i was looking for his head (it wasn't on his shoulders, and premonition says it's rolling around), and it was nowhere to be found. well apparently i shattered his spine, and his skull was lodged inside of his ribcage. score one for me. the other 11 kids just stared in awe at the force of the mighty hoe. a few tried to call it a bluff and threw some rocks, but we all blocked them with our hoes, the little girl even reflected one into someone's face, hehe. they gave up and dropped their rocks, and walked away.
'bout time i had some dreams i could talk about, lol.
euphoric...(2/7/04)
lets just say that if feelings like this could be sold in drug form... marijuana would be legal.
had to wake up at 6 in the morning (had to? got to :P) for another uil competition. we could either take the freezing bus (38 degrees) or drive with a car getting up to 200 degrees, so i took the car. poor thing was all frozen in the morning, but not for long :P. oh yeah so i was taking ashley, went to pick her up, and drove 40 miles to this east central high school. i love driving places i've never been, it's like "i wonder how many times i'll get lost this time!" 1 :). lol not really, i just got back on 410 instead of turning, but i got there alright, no accidents, no "we might have to stop for directions." so we got there, umm, yeah we took some tests, got 6th comp sci, 7th math, 8th number sense. i beat ashley by 2 points in comp sci, she was all "you should die" ^^. but as usual, the tests aren't what the competitions are all about. we had hours to walk around and do stuff, i was in "climb stuff" mode, i climbed two buildings and a whole lot of trees. the weather was so nice, and i never go into great detail about weatherness, but ya know, it was that "lie down in the grass and stare at the clouds because nothing in the world matters except this moment" kind of weather, the kind that's not so cold you have to hug yourself to stay warm, but not so warm that it gets too hot hugging someone else. *wipes tear* it was beautiful... it couldn't have lasted long enough. lol.
elias was all depressed and took ashley away from me, i was just walking around until i saw amar and henry walking up and i'm like "oh man they have a football, yes!" so we were throwing the ball around and some chicks come up like "can i throw it?" and i'm thinking ":\" so yeah we give it to them and of course they can't throw the football, there's 4 girls, one walks away, one watches, and the other two are... well trying to throw the ball with us, it woulda been mean to say no :\. so we're throwing and they're all "omg you guys are all professional-like" and i'm like "yeah we're cool." haha. then a couple guys they know come up and wanna join in, so i'm thinking "finally, some guys that can throw a football." debate/"english whatever team"/"literature " guys are... pussies. haha, bottom line, you can't make fun of the o'connor math and science team. we're honestly the coolest math team in the state. first place or not, we could still kick some ass.
so they leave and we're like "oh man they sucked" and made fun of the guys for not being able to throw a football, and ashley and elias are coming our way 'cause the team is leaving. i was looking forward to the drive home 'cause i like driving, and i like ashley, so it's 2 in 1 :). (this is where i space out and relive the hour in my head). i could hold her forever.
and i still have insane amounts of stats homework... *sigh*
oh and i have this song stuck in my head by incubus - megalomaniac... took me 7 d/ls to get a good one... :\ (aww i'm listening to it, i think it's edited. booo censorship)
*headbangs*
no title(1/26/04)
school was boring yeah who cares. i get home and josh asks if i feel like driving with him
: i have to get a tune-up on the van
: and i cant drive both cars (van and mercedes)
: i need the mercedes just incase the van breaks on the way
i wasn't sure if he meant i'd be driving his car, or what, but i didn't wanna ask or assume, so i went over to his house and he's like "here you're driving this" and i'm like :O jizzzzzzzx. so he's telling me how to start the car and such and i'm like "okie dokie," and then he leaves and i'm like "oh shit." oh shit what, you ask? lol well josh is 6'5", and i'm 5'7". my legs aren't that long :(. i get out of the car to ask him how to move the seat forward, but he's already started the van. so i'm like "crap crap" (i swear there's no way to move the seat, i still haven't asked him), so i reverse and of course pedal sensitivity is different in every car so i gotta get used to that. i didn't have trouble reaching, i just had to have my leg out all the way. i got used to the pedals quickly, and i was just havin' fun crusin' in a mercedes benz :P. oh yeah, so we're going to o'riley's and we get there and the guy's like "you're late! 5:30!" and we're like "..." i look at my watch and it's 5:35. the guy's all "yeah i sent my people home, they all had to get home to eat some wings." so all that way and no tune-up :\. but we did go to quizno's and get some food :). then i drove the car back to josh's, and came home.
moral of the story: people trust me with their cars, and i appreciate that
Yet another math competition! (1/24/04)
well i wrote this thing about how kids at o'connor piss me off, but i thought nahh. OHS hosted a uil math tournament today, and i had volunteered for 2pm, ashley 11am. i made fun of her yesterday for not being able to get as much sleep as i would, and she said she'd come wake me up so i didn't either, and this morning the phone rings and i'm like "wha..." and it's ashley and she says "put on some pants and get outside" and i'm all "holy shit she actually came and woke me up." i didn't mind, just like i said i wouldn't :P. then we went to proctor some tests that were being taken, the first was science (an hour and a half long :(), we found stuff to keep us entertained (i did anyway :)). it wasn't so bad, we even joked around a little with some kids from the other school. so that was over, and we still had comp sci to do. so the comp sci kids came and there were way more than we expected, but we stuffed 'em all in one room and found extra copies of the answer sheet. elias was being obnoxious, and the guy in the desk closest to us was like "can i move" and we're like "uhh... ok" haha 'cause elias wouldn't be quiet.
so the tests were over and we went to mr potter's room to stuff envelopes and print things and tabulate results and such. i didn't do much :P. we got all that figured out about 30 minutes behind schedule, but meh. i got to announce winners and stuff with elias, that's always fun, i like to think i have a nice announcing voice, although i can't really hear it. i fucked up one time and put the most horrible lisp on this word, i forgot what it was... oh it was "score"... holy shit that was embarassing, it's bad enough i think i already have a little lisp on my 's's, but that one was hardcore. elias, some others, and myself would make fun of names and stuff, like "who would name their kid that?" or "haha that's gay", one of the guys' last names was like... paggejiapir... it was crazier than that because you couldn't even try pronouncing it phonetically. and stupid freshman couldn't hand out awards right. ah well, that was done. the candy place didn't sell much, so we had a lot to take back, and we all know what happens when you put stuff on a cart (the kind the vcr/tv is on in portables), it falls out. not even 20 feet from the cafeteria, piles of candy are on the floor, and it's raining. we all laugh, and then decide to stuff our pockets with this "damaged merchandise", and hell, who says it had to be damaged? kids were all over that candy. i got some too :).
so then we go into the room and start cleaning up, and people take more candies and soda. earlier, elias got this knife, and i was flipping it in the air really fast, and then even faster, and the times i missed and caught it by the blade, it didn't hurt or feel like it could have almost sliced me. so this time i grab the knife again, and start twirling it, kinda like you would... a drumstick maybe, or a baton, either way i had it under control, and ashley was like "stop that" and i'm like "no" and then i dropped it, and my reflexes are faster than my brain (remember the time i caught the tomato slicer blade..?), so i catch the knife before it even falls, and i think "shit... that's gonna bleed." i dunno how it did it, and i'm all "maybe i'll play it off" so i put my hand down like nothing happened, but i was like "aww it's gonna bleed" so i look and it's coming down my finger nicely, and ashley ran and got me a napkin, but by then i had already gotten some on my pants, and on the floor ^^. i mashed the napkin against the cut, not looking at it, afraid my stare would cause it to start gushing... lol. (i have a piercing stare... hehehe). i was still standing up and elias is looking at stuff on the computer, and i'm like "hmm... dizzy." it was cool, and maybe it was one of those psychosomatic things, but it only got worse, and everything but the word i was reading was fuzzy, so i'm thinking i should probably sit down, and i do, against a filing cabinet and a wall :). then ashley took me home, and that was that.
and i swear mr potter and mr jennings hate me, because apparently ashley and i have a "thing." i really don't blame them, they probably think i'm a bad kid, what with me failing calculus and all. hehehe.
Iono, my day (1/16/04)
so, my day.
i wake up, it's raining, jizz, i love rain
1st period
mrs shaeffer's all... it would be that time of the month if she didn't have her baby, but i guess the baby was biting extra hard or something 'cause that chick made no sense. she gets mad at the stupidest shit,
"you didn't take notes"
"then what's this?"
"... you didn't make connections"
and then some other bullshit...
2nd period
stats, josh brings a bigass bag of cooler ranch doritos, we're eating and mrs gann comes by and we're all "want one?" and she's like "sure, i've never had these before" and i'm all "wtf?!" josh is all "i bet you can't eat just one" and she leaves, and later comes back, grabs a chip, grabs the bag, walks off and like, stuffs her face full of chips. it was great. then she asks josh about yesterday, and he avoids the part she wanted him to tell, lol
3rd period
some chick asked me if i had a quarter, i don't even know how she knows my name, but anyways i'm like "nope" and then i'm like "haha wait a minute, i have like 40 quarters in my pocket" and i gave her one. boring 3rd as usual
:::yesterday:::
4th period we had a sub, and we weren't doing anything, as usual, and at the end of the period josh downloads this screensaver with chicks in bikinis, and as the bell rings, we set it to go off in one minute. today (or yesterday) we find out that "omg it's such a big deal and we're in serious trouble".
:::end yesterday:::
4th period
josh goes in and mrs woodfill gives him this referral... (lol josh) so i run out to talk to him and i see nathan, and we're talking (nathan cut me off this morning 'cause i didn't wanna yield to him) and i was telling him what i was thinking, i think, and i go "who's that bitch that cut me off?" and mrs gann is there and goes "*gasp* daniel!" and i'm like "what?" and i'm thinking "people cut other people off all the time!" and she goes "you just lost whatever respect i had for you" and i'm thinking "wtf, 'cause i said 'bitch'?!" she can't have been serious
rest of the day was pretty bleh, math team got this "talk" from mr potter about how we think we're better than everyone else and have attitude problems, and i'm like "haha wtf no?"
and then he said we have like, a high social status in the school... or something, and brandon and i just look at each other like "haha wtf o.O"
i dunno, none of it applied to me, those freshman are the stupid ones. and the sophomores.
7th period got out and i was gonna take a nap in my car, but ashley called and we talked for 30 minutes, then i got henry and elias to go play ddr, and we did, and my wrists are so hurty, i couldn't turn the key to anything, or pick up anything, or anything. and i'm all sore. we got there and played for a bit.
i had to cross oncoming traffic to go left, but i didn't want to, so i turned right to make a u-turn later, but it was wet and my car won't skid right in the rain when i want it to, so i just ended up in the lane with oncoming traffic. i'm all "shit" and reverse, and i know there are cars coming so i go "elias, which lane is that car in?" and he goes "uhh..." and i'm like "bullshit!" so i hit the gas and he goes "there's cars in both lanes" and i'm all "oh thanks now." lol, the one in the left was closer, and i correctly chose the right lane.
then we went to bk, i had 4 hamburgers and some fries. then it started pouring so we just stayed inside and watched the rain. then we left, and some idiot dumbfuck piece of shit truck... ok i'm going like 50something and some dumbass pulls out from the right, and i'm assuming he's gonna speed so i don't have to slow down and wait for his ass. nope, .01 miles an hour across my lane, and i can't swerve, he's taking both stupid lanes. fine, i slow down. 40mph is slow, and the fucker is STILL there! so i swerve last second and almost hit the stupid shit.
aww and i missed this opportunity to race henry, he stopped at a red light and i ran it, hehe.
Time Trials!(1/12/04 #3?!)
hehe josh called all "hey you got a timer right?" and i go yeah, and he goes "we're gonna do a quarter mile and such, come with us" so i'm like "aight coo". so i leave around 9, we leave quizno's around 9:30, to go out and race a bit. we get to a light, i was with scott, josh and his bros were in the benz. we peel out and scott comes off the line first, and it's like that for a bit, his speedometer goes up to 85, the needle almost made a full revolution, then josh passes us up. we race again at a stop sign, same thing. scott peels out like a motherfucker, lol. burnt tire smell everywhere. josh measures out a quarter mile, and scott takes off without us even knowing, so we gotta do it again. we measure, he hits his lights, i start timing, he passes the car, stop and click, took a picture, but only of part of the front of the truck :\. 15.70. we went to time scott's 0-60, the first time we went, he missed second gear, so we just stopped in the middle of the road and started from there. 7.81. i'm pretty sure that's the last thing we did, josh went to the gas station for gas(no shit?), and we pulled up next to him and talked. few seconds later, 2 po go by, a few seconds later, two po enter the gas station parking lot, as does another (i think). we figure someone alerted the po about some "illegal street racing" going down near hausman/kyle seale and such. they're like "well we got nothing to hide" and i'm all "and yeah... i don't have this camera with incriminating pictures..." lol, i didn't really take any pictures racing, just of my watch and the times, and other random stuff. so we get the hell out of there, and the cops like, dissapeared, scott drops me off at my car and i drive home, and two cops fly by with sirens flashing... ok sirens wailing and lights flashing, and i'm all "geez." thus ends another fun night out with the guys :)
Fun bike ride :P (1/12/04 #2!)
i've been wanting to ride my bike all day, so then i figured "ok i'll go now, and take my sister along with me." my sister hasn't ridden her bike in forever, and neither have i. the right gear (the 1-6 one) has been broken for over 3 years now, which is fine, i have plenty of leg strength, but my sister... hehe. she's all "how do gears work?" and i knew, but i might have gotten it backwards, so i was all "iono." we got to a hill and she's all "uuuuuggggghhhh" so i got off and pushed her up the hill all corny-tv-style-like. so then we got to another big hill and she couldn't do that so i pushed her up that one running up the hill pushing my bike. hehe. so we get to the store and she gets off the bike and almost falls down, so i carry her on my neck and she's all "whoa!" and we walked around the store, we got munchies and she got lip gloss (lip gloss is to let the dick slide easier, as is my theory) and we walked out and got back on our bikes. it's mostly downhill from target to my house, so we're all weeeeeeeeeeeee and my sister almost wipes out a couple times, and then there are cars coming and i'm all "fuck this! go!" and i ran across the street with cars coming, and my sister hesitates and i'm like "damnit come on!" and a car honks, and the car turns with us and goes "fuck you!!!" and i'm all "have a good night!" and my sister's almost crying and i'm like "what's so funny?" and she goes "i didn't know her window was open!!!" and i'm like "what are you talking about!?" and she goes "i was all 'screw you!', and she heard! *laughs*" and i'm like "haha that's fucking awesome!" i taught her well *sniff*
Trip to Midland! (1/12/04)
so friday, first period's over, and i'm supposed to leave 2nd period halfway through, but i say "fuck it" and don't go at all. 10:00 comes around and we leave for the bus. 10:20, mr jennings is checking roll, and he's like "daniel come here" so i'm like bleh and he's all "you need a paper for your ineligibility" and i'm all "what? no way that would take forever" and he's all "nah run to mr. potter, he'll write you one." i run to mr potter's, he's teaching, doin' his thang, and i'm all talking fast 'cause i'm hurrying, and he's like "no you gotta go.." and he gave me a list of 5 instructions and i'm all "ok" fuck that, i ran to some office, asked for some chick about ineligibility, and she goes "ineligibility doesn't start 'til next week, you're good to go", and i'm like "told you mr jennings" and he goes "where were you for ADA? (2nd per. attendance)" and i go "oohhhh, i had to gooo?" and he's like "you cost the school money" and i almost felt bad, except about a hundred people skip school per day to have sex, smoke weed, have sex, etc. so i'm thinking "whatever, i have perfect attendance AND no tardies, suck on this." but then like a sucker he makes me run BACK over there and pick up homework, some lame excuse to get me into second period. i get it, run back to the bus, and we leave. 7 hour bus ride :). we get there... check out our rooms, i was in mine for about 10 seconds, then i went to ashley's. we went out to dairy queen, it was a pretty long walk. we get there and eat, and we're walking back and it's already dark and i'm all "it would be cool to get mugged" and i picked up a stick for defense, but then ashley took it away and hit me with it :\. we got back and her two roommates left and i'm all "cool" so we chilled on the bed for a bit, and then the guys came in and we talked and stuff for a bit, then we had our fun with the room.
http://www.etched-in-time.net/daniel/midland%20trip/
some are people, some are what we did to the room, hehe. then it was time for bed, we watched some comedy central, went to bed. 20 minutes after i fell asleep my mom called... :(. we woke up, went to the high school to compete, i did alright, in comp sci ashley got 5th, i got 4th by two points, hehe. so that was well and good, i had been pissed off during the comp sci test so that wasn't good ^^, oh, i climbed the high school's roof, it was fucking steep, i almost fell off. it was cool, i should have taken a picture of the thing i had to run up to get on the roof. :(. 8 hour bus ride back home, that one was better, it was dark and the lights were off and such. ;). so yeah i don't think i need to explain what made the trip so great. during the ride though, we hit some gravel, or the bus driver fell asleep and went off the road, but the bus swerved side to side a couple times, it was weird shit. nothing orgasmic happened... ok i take that back, nothing amazingly crazy or near-illegal happened :(. ah well, and now i'm gonna be on probation from nhs for having an 88 6 weeks avg. :\.
New Year's Eve/Day! (1/1/04)
well i had two things to do, ddr and sleepover.
Matt/DDR
i wake up around 2 - damn my fingernails are getting long - and didn't have anything to do, so around 5 matt was like "let's go play ddr" and said it would be funny if we took jessica and kyna (matt's chick), and i'm all "hey let's take 'em both and see who freaks first", kind of as a joke, but he was all
Matsutsuboreru (4:14:02 PM): i'll drive then
Renzokuken LH (4:13:27 PM): lmao are you serious
Matsutsuboreru (4:13:42 PM): this could be really funny
Renzokuken LH (4:13:47 PM): omg o.O
Matsutsuboreru (4:14:02 PM): lol
Matsutsuboreru (4:14:05 PM): you came up with it
so we all get picked up and it's pretty quiet, something i'm used to so i was cool with it, jessica was all freakin' out. we went to rocky j's, and the ashleys were supposed to meet us there, but uhh...
Renzokuken LH (4:16:47 PM): think they'd even be open?
Matsutsuboreru (4:16:50 PM): oh shit
Matsutsuboreru (4:16:54 PM): i didn't even think of that
lol, so i assumed with that that he'd call or something to find out, but we get there and it's closed :). so we're all "hmm" and end up going to the diversions a little down the street, and we call ashley to tell her we're over there now, and they end up changing their mind, which sucks because i really wanted to see her, and it was new year's eve and all that good stuff. so we played around the arcade a bit until everyone was tired or broke, and then we left to find a place to eat, but we didn't know where the hell to go, so we drove around for a while 'til we ended up by my house, and ate at the chili's. josh and them were at the jack in the box 20 feet away (i was supposed to meet up with them around 8-9). so we ate... well they did, i didn't, i'm a cheap bastard when it comes to myself, and i was hungry :\. jessica says something about playing quarters, so i took out a quarter and tried to get it in my drink, and kyna's sitting across from me telling me she's gonna hurt me if i get it in hers, so i keep doing it, and she's like "no, really, if that thing goes in my drink i'm seriously going to hurt you" and gives me this evil chick stare, and i'm staring her back and i go "you don't like me, do you?" and she's all "i don't mind you, i just don't like people putting things in my drink". chicks are scary, and when she's not smiling she has a face like "i'm so killing everyone in 5...4..." good stuff. so we leave around 10 (i missed josh, they left) and even though i lived right there, i mean i could have walked home, i figured i'd stay until he dropped jessica off, so it wouldn't be all weird. we take jessica home and it's waaay the fuck not where we all live, and as if it weren't far enough, we had to take her to her uncle's house. so that took a while and i'm like "aww the guys are gonna be pissed at me". so we drive back and matt drops me off so he and kyna can do their thing. (lol).
Josh/fireworks/sleepover
i run inside, shower, grab my lighter fluid (fuck yes) and some shit, and speed over to jon's, where they've got all these firecrackers and stuff. i get there and they're like "dude you missed out, all we got are these sparklers and this popper thing... oh and some roman candles" and i'm thinking "ah well, that's what i get for being all late" and then jon's all "haha we're just messing with you" and busts out this bucket full of shit, and a mini cooler thing full of more shit, and i'm like "hahaha yes" and they had a little fire going, i poured tons of lighter fluid into it ^^. we kept blowing shit up, josh had two black cats in his hand. he lit one, threw the one he didn't light, and bam! right in his hand :\. he had a cut on two fingers. it almost happened to jon too. we jumped on the trampoline and stuff, i almost got smashed under people, hehe. i called ashley around 11:50, and at 12 we timed these... cannon-like things so they went off at exactly 00:00:00. it was nice. then we went over to josh's for a sleepover, we watched anger management, umm... some tv, played this game where you gotta get this chick laid in 100 days (not ganguro girl.. lol), and we fell asleep (3 of us on the bed, not comfortable for me :(). then we woke up and went home. hope i didn't miss anything :P.
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