ME I'm just the shit! har har
	JASON Jason is my best friend. What does that say? I have a poor taste in friends, obviously... oh yeah, he has one eye too!
	JOSH Josh may seem weird at first, but .... well, he is sorta weird, but in a cool(i guess) sorta way.
	BOSCO Man, Bosco's the shit. He helped me out when I was down,(didn't kick me like most people would) and is just a cool guy to have around.
	Everett My good ole, trouble makin cousin. Don't let the innocent face fool you. Everett's got a real penchant for getting arrested.
	Barry Poor Barry. The poor guy is currently living it up in a nice little shit-hole known as Afghanistan. Who woulda thought that joining the Army meant you could possibly be shipped out to war, or even to a hostile country. Sheesh!
	Brandy First lemme get one thing straight. Brandy doesn't drink anymore(so says her).She's been there for me through it all, over the last almost two years. Wow! Has it been that long??!