more day 2
oh right I remember...I was hangin with my friend (slacker dude) when super bitch calls...her bf left (in a manner of speaking if I told you what really happend she's know right off who this is and that would be bad) a few months ago...so she hooks up with this dude...wtf should I call him....got it weird hair dude (he has weird hair)....he's my ex's new gf's best friend (so I hate him right off don't give a fuck if he's the pope..he's not turns out he's as much of an asshole as she is..but again I digress)..anyway we all tell superbitch he has a gf..she's all no he doesn't...turns out yeah he does...long story short..super bitch and weird hair dude are pulling what my ex and her new thing pulled on me...so I hate superbitch and weird hair dude..no one should get fucked over the way I did...so is that the american way..fucking over your fellow man? I always thought it was treat everyone the way you want to be treated...

Day 2
so I've been livin home for alomst a week now..I haven't killed my mom yet...she still has issues over my life style choices but so far she's kept her mouth shut...my father is suddenly amazed by the garage...I think I've seen him 15 times in the last 4 days...it's only a 2 bed room house (not a lot of room to hide)...it's 1:05am..he just came in to tell me my typiing is keeping him up..so fuckin what? he's retired it's not like he's still a 9-5'er.....his bitchin and price is right watching wakes my ass up every am..but do I complain? noooooooooooooooo btw am I the only one that thinks Bob Barker is a fag in denial...and that the set hasn't changed in 30 years...fuckin update the set...sorry I digress....wtf was I talking about....

Day one
Day one doesn't really start with today. It started about 2 years ago. I was still with my ex. I know y'all are thinking ohhhhhhhhhh ex now this should be interesting. not really I've told this story about a million times...I'm sick of telling it...so long story short I was with this chick for a few years..she moves her new gf into our house..lied about the relationship...I caught them fuckin in my living room...they stoped trying to deny they were a couple..stupid me I let both bitches live with me for about a month...I got sick of them..."we are so sorry we hurt you" BUT "the heart wants what the heart wants"..I threw them out....started hangin out with this girl( just friends)...worked for her for a while...turned into super bitch...we stoped talking...I met this guy (just friends)...crazy slacker asshole...moved back in with my parents cuz I can't afford to pay my bills...can my life get any better?