2. What's a Working Party?
3. What's a Tiger Team?
4. What's Cranking?
5. What's PWP?
6. What's UNREP?
7. How big is my bed?
8. What's a field day?
9. What's a zone inspection?
10. I heard you're a big fat liar. Is that true?
Now, I think I'll go over a typical day on a Navy vessel. I wake up at six when this stupid announcing system called the 1MC wakes me up. I get dressed, and eat a breakfast that isn't fit for prisoners. After that I go to muster. That's where you stand in a couple of lines and you are inspected and people make fun of you and tell you how stupid and worthless you are. They read off the plan of the day. Every minute of the day, planned out. You stand there waiting for your division officer and your chief who are always fashionably late. After that you usually do a working party. That means you carry boxes for a couple hours. Then you spend most of your day sweeping and cleaning and chipping and grinding. You eat a shitty lunch and then you continue to clean. You clean as you listen to all the other disgruntled sailors walk by with their smart ass comments. Then the Captain comes on over the announcing system and tells you how important he is and how worthless you are. You usually punch and wall a couple times and contemplate choking someone. Then you get off work after the sun goes down. Go cry yourself to sleep and start all over again.
Stupidist Things Ever Said in the Navy:
"You don't make your own decisions."
"You need adult supervision."
