Q. What do you call a Tentacool on a Hinorashi's back?
A. Fried Calamari!

Q.What did one Exeggcute say when the other asked how he was doing?
A. I feel eggcellent!

Q. Why do Chansey and Krabby not get along?
A.Because Chansey is always happy and Krabby is just so darn krabby!

Q.Why does a Farfetchd always carry a wooden stick in its wings?
A.Because it can't afford a gold one!

Q.What do Scyther's swoards give it in a competition?
A.The cutting edge.

Q.How many apples can a Poliwag hold?
A.None! It doesn't even have hands!

Q.Why didn't Meowth want to battle?
A.He had a Me-OWY!

Q.What is Magikarps only chance of flying?
A.If a bird is stupid enough to pick it up and not eat it!

Q.Why can a Clefable play the trebble clef (music) while a Clefairy can't?
A.Because a Clefable is CLEF able.

Q.Why did the girl at the shop pick a Mew instead of a Mewtwo?
A.Because one Mew is enough to take care of, but TWO...that's ridiculous!

Q.Why didn't the Ghastly confront the Mewtwo?
A. Because it hasn't got the backbone to do it!

Q.What did the Chansey say when the Oddish asked it how it wins at the Celedon City slot machines?
A.Well, it helps if you know the programmers...