Welcome to the new and improved Pinkey Unplugged , PU2 for short. Kick up your feet and take a load off. Picture yourself in a room dimly lit by two lava lamps, a blacklight in the corner, a small 40 watt lightbulb, and the flicker of the TV and computer screens. Posters ranging from "No Farting" to Stonehenge, 3 Stooges to blacklight posters totally cover the walls. You have your choice of 2 couches, a beanbag chair, some pillows, or the bed to sit on. Feel free to put a CD in the system, it all sounds good in the surround-sound stereo system that's hooked up to the computer, tv, and CD player. Right now "Procrastinator's Creed" is in, that's the mix CD I made with everything from JT Money to N'Sync, Korn to Tonto Metro, Papa Roach to US3. Here's the remote, put on whatever u want, i prefer the history channel, but that's just me. Wanna watch a video? Take your pick. If you ask me, I say put in Ghostbusters, but whatever you want. While we're watching the movie, feel free to download some stuff on my cable internet connection. Use the links on the left to find out all about the stuff that means the most to me; on the right-hand side of some pages, you can find a bio of the person or thing that I'm talking about. Please check out all my friends' pages too, their pages are like an extension of mine in that half the stuff they have on their pages interests me too. Other than that, that's about it. I appreciate any e-mail I get as long as you're not saying "F--- you, F--- this, F---- your friends, F-- your cars" etc etc; suggestions for this page as well as advice on my life is always good stuff. But, I shan't continue this endless babbling anymore. Your download is transferring and the movie is starting, so lets all settle in and chill. Oh, one last thing, no farting.