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"Hamewilldaeme"
Here in Scotland, you can catch a glimpse of NESSIE,
climb the highest mountain in Britain (Ben Nevis),
or you could even catch a HAGGIS.
I have done this web page to show to myself (and others!) that I can!
Now if your real curious you might want to stay and have a wee wonder around,
if not, maybe you could sign my guestbook to say you were here anyhow, thanks
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED....
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
But only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me !!!
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is
over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship
until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend hates it when you call
after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
DISCLAIMER
Please note that the views on these pages are only my opinion, and therefore might not be in line with your own views.
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