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Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say ....
- 1) Duct tape won't fix that.
- 2) We don't keep firearms in this house.
- 3) Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
- 4) You can't feed that to the dog.
- 5) No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
- 6) Wrasslin's fake.
- 7) We're vegetarians.
- 8) I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
- 9) Who's Richard Petty?
- 10) Spitting is such a nasty habit.
- 11) Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.
- 12) Deer heads detract from the decor.
- 13) I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- 14) Trim the fat off that steak.
- 15) Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
- 16) The tires on that truck are too big.
- 17) I've got it all on a floppy disk.
- 18) Unsweetened tea tastes better.
- 19) I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
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