dearjoan ' s
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: 09 May 2001
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Need your daily dose of matchbox twenty? Well, you're in luck! THIS is a matchbox t w e n t y page. Greetings, matchstickateers!
If you've been living under a rock in fear of Big Shoe Spiders...
matchbox t w e n t y is:
Now that THAT's squared away...Can we say new format?
You'll have NO idea what I'm talking about, if this is your first time to this site, (or if it's not, and you forgot the other forty trips).
Once upon a time, not too long ago, an image map lived on the left-hand side of this page. Now, this image map was a fairly UGLY image map. The villiage people, (mind you, not THE Villiage People), would visit this page and run the other way, screaming with their arms flailing over their heads. One day, dearjoan, (that's me), slew the vicious beast, and the villiage people cheered. dearjoan worked to bring order to this neck of the Internet woods, thus introducing a frames system. Some of the villiage people, however, fear frame sets like Pookie fears the letter Y. dearjoan, being the kind soul that she is, decided to give the villiage people the freedom to choose, frames or no frames. Granted, she liked the frameset a WHOLE lot better, (and HIGHLY recommends that y'all use it), but she will NOT slay any of the villiage people who do not use it. She'll just point and laugh in their presense, and mock them behind their backs. Just kidding.
If you want to get all nostaligic and read the old intro, go ahead.
As stated in the original intro, I do NOT own any pictures on this site, beside the one in the Little Blue Box of Matchstick Magic and the PICTURES OF ME MEETING PAUL DOUCETTE!!! (No, I'm NOT still estatic over that!). Pictures NOT from these two places came from sites listed on the contact page.
My site is
a tribute to one band, THE band. Other sites will do much better
justice to expressing how matchbox twenty has affected the lives
of the millions on a macrocosmic level. I'm over here, taking up a slice
of the microcosmic. This is how matchbox twenty has touched me.
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Hey, kids! Like the banner? Oh yeah? Well same to you! Just kidding! Listen, if you're wanting to set this page up as a side-show for all your web site guests, (tell them they don't even have to pay the usual nickel to see this freak), just copy the code below! This code opens a new browser window so that your guests can run and hide out at your site after I scare them.