Ryan: Wanna go to the strip club, guys?
Talena: What, Jen's house?

Ryan said, "Dad, where's the pop?" Nick's dad said, "I don't know, is the light.... the light out in the shed is on." Ryan said, "You keep pop out in the shed?" Nick's dad said, "I don't know, you wanna go roll a joint?" Ryan said, "No dad, not POT, POP. I want a can of pop."

Nick's dad was watching tv, and the plants were on, and he says, "Look! Marijuana!"

Look at this fuckin' PORNO right here

When Dave was going to leave, Dot told him to be careful driving because he's carrying precious cargo (meaning himself) and Dave said, "Yah, my truck, because obviously my face can be replaced."

Talena was videotaping, and Nick said, "What are you looking at?" Talena said, "Your ass, bitch."

It's the Aura....

Ryan was sitting on the couch in his boxers, and he said, "I'm money." Then Nick said, "Well, if that's money, then I'm the fucking bank."

Talena said (to Ryan), "No, don't think you can just try and Antonio Banderas me."

I'm trying to tell them using telepathy, that we need gas money...

Talena walked in the kitchen and Jen was sitting in the chair holding her head. Jen said, "I just got a hot flash." Talena said, "Jen just turned 60."

Talena said, "The cookies are almost gone." Jen said, "We munchied them all." Talena said, "That's because we had pot."