(Personally, I think Jose liked it.)
Jose was talking about how him and Tom don't get along, and Adam said, "Dude, I love Tom. I would have homosexual love with him."
Rachel yelled, "Suck my coochie!!"
Talena said (to Rachel), "Can I kiss you?" Rachel said, "No, you can't kiss me. I don't like pussy, I like dick."
Jeff said, "Rachel, Adam wants a lap dance."
Tonight, I'm gonna sleep under the table.... (Jen)
"I was wondering if you ever blew crack hits into your cat's face." --Steven
"Come on Rachel, grab Jim's dick."
"These two [Rachel and Jim] just won't stop goin' at it... I wanna make a porno," Jose stated, while videotaping Jimmy shoving his tongue down Rachel's throat.
Then it was Adam's turn.
"Adam, you know you're kissing Jim now." Ryan said.
Rachel said, "It's my birthday." Then Adam said, "It's her birthday, she gets what she wants."
Talena told Rachel to kiss Adam, and Rachel said, "No, I will not be a slut on my birthday."
Flash the camera? Fuck that, I'll make love to the camera....(Rachel)
Slinky kept calling for Desiree, and then Jeff picked up the phone, and without even saying 'hello', he just said, "Shit's outta control right now, call back in ten minutes," and hung up.
"Alright, no one is allowed to have their pants on," Jen said.
"Mario, any comments on anything?" Mike asks.
"Fuck fuck fuck... NO POT!!" Jeff (aka Bouillon, aka Mario) replies.
Jen said, "Come on Rachel, tell Adam he's money." Rachel looked at Adam and said, "You're money."
Rachel was talking about how she puked, and she said, "I'm over the toilet holdin' that shit like it's my mother."
Someone can't hold their liquor....
"I puked two times tonight, once in the toilet, the other time, in that bucket right there... the puke's still in it if you wanna take a look." --Rachel.
Adam felt it necessary to projectile vomit all over the radio.
But nothing compares to Jen's wonderful "booting" experience...
"Why won't it come out! I just wanna puke! GET OUTTA MY STOMACH!!!"
"I'm not like Jeff, I didn't drink it all!"