Christ, we're not underwater.... (Steven)

"We're not down in the ocean. It doesn't have to be like a light, like a really bright one. Like a flashlight. It's like, a cop one." --Steven.

"We don't like evidence of smoking crack."

"I don't want any evidence of me smoking herbal things... cuz I don't smoke marijuana."
Yah, that's believable

"They can't handcuff me -- I'm in the woods."

Steven was riding the exercise bike, and said, "I'm going a steady 15mph." Ryan said, "Go faster." Steven said, "Nah, I'm just keepin' a steady 15 'till after the red light."

Janey flashed the camera, and said, "By the end of tonight, everybody's gonna be naked."

bouillon, what are you doing?.... (jeff) I'm being fat.

It's time to play Santa Claus!
"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" Mindy asks.
"I want a niglet, and, I want him to blow me anytime I want." Ryan answered.

Ryan said to Jeff, "Come on, seriously let me give you the raspberries." Then Jeff pulled his pants down and says, "On my ass, bitch," while pointing to his big fat hairy ass.

Janey: Talena, tell Ryan it's time.
Talena: Ryan, it will never be time.

Sager said something, and Ryan said, "So if I was to rip your shorts down right now, you wouldn't notice?" Sager said, "I'd fuckin' hit you."

Janey said, "Why am I laughing at Ryan talking, it's not funny." Sager said, "Cuz you're all fucked up, that's why."

Jen picked up a big cigar and said, "Ooh, this can blaze a phat one." Steven said, "Wow, that's huge! What kinda paper is that?"

Sager- It's warm in here, I think I'm gonna keep my pants off

Steven: Dude, Friday night, at like, prime time, there were a bunch of fags on. It was funny.
Ryan: Why can't you stop smiling?
Steven: Cuz I'm stoned.

Ryan: The kid is not my son.
Janey: What kid?
Ryan: Sorry, a little Michael Jackson reference, I'm sorry.
Janey: Oh, is it black or white?

Sager said, "I'm all fucked up. I'm a sexy bitch. I am a very sexy bitch."

Sager started yelling about something, and Janey said, "That's not very nice." And Jen said, "Yah, stop it Rob!"

Steven said, "I don't want my crotch on t.v."

Adam grabbed Mindy's ass. Ryan said, "Come on, make her more moist than Manilla in monsoon season."

Ok, they're double D, get over it! - Amy, referring to her breast size

Jen: Are you drunk yet, Sager?
Sager: Gettin' there.
Adam: Are you stoned yet, Sager?
Sager: Fuck yah.
Ryan: Mindy's stoned, she can't even take the glasses off.
Jeff: I'm fried up too.

Ian said (to Jen), "I called here for you guys, and your ma said that you were all upstairs and Sager why are you in your boxers?"

Talena: Adam, you look terrible.
Adam: I feel good though. Jeff, when's those gel tabs coming?

Amy said, "Ok, Ok, NO BOOBS!!!"

Amy said, "I have a penis!"