It does seem like tomorrow... (Ryan)

- Why does today seem like yesterday? (Jen)
- Because today is tomorrow. (Ryan)
-That would make yesterday tomorrow. (Jen)

Jeff was telling this story about how Jerry gave him his weed, and then Jeff put crack in the bowl, and then he said, "Jerry didn't hit the crack. Just Wicks. Jose came in and we passed it around." All of a sudden, Ryan pointed at him yelling, "YOU GAVE WICKS CRACK!! YOU GAVE WICKS CRACK!!" (I guess it's funnier when you're caked.)

Like that? Oh yeah! Bite it, Bite it.

Ryan: OH BOY! My arms are butter!! My arms are BUTTER!! MY ARMS ARE BUTTER!!!!
(For those of you who have smoked weed before, you understand this statement.)

Jeff strokes his horse bong and says, "This is Lewis. Meet Lewis."

Jen said, "It happened...(pause)... because it's time."

Ryan shouted numerous times, "MILK DUDS!!!" and began throwing shit.

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Jeff says it best.... "If you drink and trip, you can drink a hell of a lot more while tripping. Jen could probably down a 12 pack." This is funny because Jen can get drunk off of 3-5 beers.

I didn't know what he was talking about....

- Why didn't you bring Steven - (Jen)

Ryan said something about Chong, and Jeff said, "Yah, Cheech is pretty cool too. He's like a Mexican."

Ryan said, "Only I can make fun of me the best. That's the best talent I'll ever have."