Thank you for entering my domain.. You have now reached the outer limits of sanity. If you proceed beyond this point, you will be taking the final leap into the perpetual depths of stupidity, so don't say I didn't warn you.
This is the page where the links to the rest of the site will be found, so if you get lost, I recommend you find your way back here. The quotebook is the most extensive part of the site, so I only recommend reading it if you have a lot of time on your hands, or if you're drunk. As a matter of fact, I encourage you to read the quotebook when you are drunk, especially if you are part of the quotebook, because it's funnier when you're drunk. Of course, when you're drunk, everything is funny. Anyways, there will also be a links and a pics section coming up in due time, so stick around for that. For now, you still got the quotebook to sift through, so have a beer and enjoy.
The guestbook is here for fun. I suggest you use the guestbook only for fun, and not for slanderous remarks, or any sort of means of transferring information, or the weapon in a revenge tactic. This guestbook is for figuring out the universe. I have also found that my webpage is better viewed under the influence of marijuana. If you have not smoked any within the past few minutes, I suggest you do so. If you do not have any marijuana, beer will suffice, although it's not the same effect. I think the only way you will understand the quotebook is if you are under the influence. When in Rome.. blah blah blah. So here is where we may view the trials and errors of our lives, in a humorous fashion. God Bless the internet.
Oh ya, and go back and read the title page if you haven't done so yet.