Put it in the book

11-28-99: There was this movie on, and this dude was slowly dying. It was taking weeks for him to die. Talena said, "Just shoot him already." Then Ryan's dad said, "I know, why waste all that morphine."

11-28-99: Ryan's dad was talking about races of people, and he said, "There's mulatto, cuatro, and one more that I can't remember." And Ryan said, "Cinco?"

11-30-99: Jeff said to Ryan, "Put the raspberries on my muthafuckin' dick bitch. My nigger dick." Then Jen said, "Dude, what if we brought this tape to Africa?" Talena said, "We'd get killed."

There's resin in a pine needle... 12-10-99

12-3-99: Sager was talking about the "fag art" at the college in the Arts Center, and he said something about how the room filled with the art is a "crack induced dream." Jen said, "Yah, if I was on drugs, I could do that too." Sager said, "Jeff could be a fucking Picasso."

12-9-99: Jerry said, "It's sad that I have to use my son for weed contacts, but the guy just gets phenomenally good shit."

Ryan called the pack of cigarettes 'goodness', and the Medicine Man at the cigarette shop points to all the cigarettes surrounding him and said, "There's goodness all around us."

Sometimes the truth is the best lie in the world.... (Ryan) 12-13-99

12-13-99: Mom said, "What do you guys want for Christmas, Lasanga or ham?" Jeff said, "Not ham!! Wait, fuck that! I'm going drinking on Christmas." Mom said, "This is for Christmas Eve." Jeff said, "Hell Nah, I'm going drinking on Christmas Eve too." Mom said, "No, you can go drinking on Christmas day night."

12-13-99: Ryan said, "This quotebook is written like a play." Jen said, "We can make our lives into a play. We'll call it THE CIRCLE."

12-13-99: Ryan said, "I'm not a homewrecker, I begin peoples' lives."

12-14-99: Jen said, "Without Ryan, 2x6 would never have happened." (every song had something to do with Ryan)

I think you think too much.... (Jen) 12-13-99

12-17-99: Ryan tried to steal Jen's $80, and Jen said, "No, that's my drugs."

12-17-99: Ryan said, "Me and Jeff are gonna be tripping and putting up Christmas decorations." Talena said, "I can't believe I'm gonna miss this shit." Jen said, "Don't worry, I'll videotape them dosing."

12-17-99: Ryan said, "I don't wanna be tripping and decorating. I don't wanna knock over the Christmas tree because of drugs."

12-17-99: Jeff said, "Ian, if I was bisexual, I'd fuck both your parents."

12-16-99: Jen said, "Why can't I just have a good day?" Ryan said, "There's no such thing as a good day, it's just that some days aren't as bad as others."