Welcome to the Empire of Insanity
UPDATED May 8, 2002: After months of procrastination, I've decided that it was finally time to change the site a bit. I figured that the entire 3 people that view it regularly got bored. This is just a minor update, but things will be slowly changing as time progresses.
WARNING:
You are about to enter a world which may cause damaging inflictions upon your character which are irreversible. This is not a good thing. As a representative of myself, I ask that you do not go beyond this point if you are prone to stroke, heart disease, nervous breakdown, or are presently taking medication for any purpose other than dieting or birth control. If you have problems with obesity, you shouldn't even be using a computer, as you are liable to eat it. This is not an invitation to Betty Crocker. Get off of it. Furthermore, I cannot be held responsible if you suffer severe psychological problems after viewing the following material. It is not my fault that you became literate. But look at the bright side-- there's no cover charge! That's right, now you can live on knowing that there are some things in life that are free besides your mom. Anyways, in concluding my introduction, you may suffer irreversible effects from this, and you may not. There's no way to tell-- it's a website, not a goddamned crystal ball. Thank You.
Within this realm, you may come across:
- The infamous Quotebook!!!
- anything else I care to add
And now, our feature presentation: